quotes??

[blue crush]

anyone have any good surfing quotes....??

[rgnsup]

"I am an F-B-I Agent!!!"

[...LostInFlorida]

"surfing sucks... don't try it."

[blue crush]

wow.
good one:confused:

[...LostInFlorida]

that's what i tell kids who walk to the beach with a hollister shirt on.

[blue crush]

that's what i tell kids who walk to the beach with a hollister shirt on.

ohhh hahah ok

[surferboi0911]

"surfing is like the mob....."


anyone wanna finish it?

[sosodel]

"I am an F-B-I Agent!!!"

pretty much anything from point break but my favorite from the movie being
"Ben Harp: Do you think that taxpayers would like it Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
Johnny Utah: Babes.
Ben Harp: I beg your pardon?
Johnny Utah: The correct term is Babes, sir."

about surfing though
"Ben Harp: Now for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?
[brief pause]
Johnny Utah: I caught my first tube today... Sir. "

ps hollister abercrombie and such is for gays

[Aguaholic]

Anything said in North Shore.

I've seen bigger waves in a toilet.....

Let's pound him Vince....you took his stuff you pound him...

Twinny?...... he must still think he's on the main land

Howz it....

Yeah.....no!
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FYI - Hollister = gay kooks

[rgnsup]

:D @ the hate on Hollister...

"I don't feel like surfing today Bodhi"

[aka pumpmaster]

Hollister is for ***s and poseurs

" the ocean is your mistress Skip, don't neglect her"

[kaisoul]

"I'll ride the wave where it takes me" Eddie Vedder

[somesurfer4]

"Waves are toys from god" - Clay Marzo

[A-FRaME-GaINES]

"All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail or to watch it -- we are going back from whence we came" - JFK

Hollister is not surf apparel...it is apparel for tools

[LanceBurkhart]

Chandler teach me how to big wave surf, not even

Here on the North Shore we treat friends mo betta

[mtnsurf]

"When the wave breaks here, don't be there."

[Aguaholic]

"When the wave breaks here, don't be there."

or your gonna get drilllllllled.:D

[oipaul]

"Back off Warchild!"
and of course, Big Wednesday w/ Gary Busey is a goldmine as The Masochist:

Girl at Party: You've got a great figure.
Peggy Gordon: Thank you. You too.
Girl at Party: Is that a padded bra?
Peggy Gordon: No, this is all me.
Girl at Party: God.
Peggy Gordon: You should try a padded bra.
Girl at Party: I have one on.

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Matt Johnson: I don't wanna be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf cause its good to go out and ride with your friends. I don't even have that anymore.

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[Waxer pretends to be ****sexual to avoid being drafted]
Sergeant: Are you a ****sexual?
Waxer: Well, I guess I am. I wrote it down, "****sexual Tendencies: Yes." Yes.
Sergeant: Well, you're just gonna love it in the United States Army. There's lots of men there. And they get real close in foxholes and tanks, and in combat. Get him out of here and process him in the Marine Corps.
Waxer: If you send me to Vietnam, I'll just die.

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[Leroy the Masochist pretends to be insane to avoid being drafted]
Psychologist: I see here they call you a masochist.
Leroy the Masochist: I like pain.
Psychologist: Can you be specific? What kind of pain do you like?
Leroy the Masochist: Any kind of pain.
Psychologist: Such as?
Leroy the Masochist: I like fights, I've dove through windows, I've eaten light bulbs, I like sharks, any kind of blood. If you gave me a gun, I'd shoot you in the face just to see what it looked like when the bullet hit.

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Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

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Bear: That's the lemon next to the pie.

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Leroy the Masochist: Why don't you get back to Burbank!

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Spectator: Hey, do you surf, man? Are you a surfer?
Bear: Oh, no... Not me, I'm just a garbage man.

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Leroy the Masochist: He ain't no hodad Squidlips!

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Leroy the Masochist: More beer!

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Narrator, Fly: Stay casual, Barlow.

[El Porto]

Stu Nahan: You know a lot of people expected that maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year.

Spicolli: Those guys are ***S!!

Stu: That's terrific...

[mOtion732]

Hollister is for ***s and poseurs

" the ocean is your mistress Skip, don't neglect her"

is "poseur" the french version?

[SurfingOC912]

"You Don't Surf?? Don't Start!!"

[DTK]

anyone have any good surfing quotes....??

"I think I'll wait for the tide to come in (as mortar fire explodes throughout the line up...)
"You either surf...or fight!" Duval's character in Apocolypse Now

[bags of jay]

"all i need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and i'm fine"

-spicoli

[live2surf]

"The rock is not a problem if you don't hit it".

[chrisd468]

Whoa! Where'd you get this jacket?????

[DavidOlya]

"all i need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and i'm fine"

-spicoli

Damn it, I was gonna write that. How about these:

"To become the energy of the wave, that's the main idea.You take when the water gives, and you give when the water takes. It's a constant interplay of bold confrontations and mellow respect."
-Billy Hamilton

"Out of the water, I am nothing."
-Duke Kahanamoku

[chadbrochill93]

"sssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggg"

narrarator in endless summer

[Sundowner]

Save a Wave Ride a Surfer

[spongeoc]

"Surf more work less"

[wbsurfer]

"life is to short
dont waste it go surf"

[SandPiper]

i really like hollister clothing. My mom buys it for me all the time.

[kaisoul]

Brody- "Just except what the wave is doing, get in sinc, then go with it. You don't need to see."
Johnny Utah- "Yeah right, vision is highly over rated."

[sosodel]

"life is to short
dont waste it go surf"

life is short enough to waste on surfing

YES someone brought up big wednesday

jack: hey what are they doing to you (to leroy)
random dude layering leroy with marinade: were gonna roast the massacist, how you like your haole (to random fat hawaiin)
hawaiin: i like em medium well man so it taste real hono
random dude: yea man his ancestors were cannibals they at captain hook

really drunk guy at party: "CRASHERRRRRSSSSS!!!!! YAAAAHHHHHHHHGGG" (then falls down stars)
Bear: Hey guys crashers wanna go fight?
Fat Hawaiin: nah we'll get em later
Hog (after kicking ass): hey you guys!!.... SPLIT!!"

jack:wheres your surfboard
drunken Matt Johnson: in my car
jack: wheres you car
MJ: I dont know

leroy (after taking some kids board): Johnson I got a vehhicle

Dude on beach: "That is matt jonson, that is matt johnson"
Kid: "Matt jonson on my board!"

[steelwave42]

Here's one good for your friend who calls you up in the morning for a surf check (preferably after a long night of fumes and brews).

hungover/still stoned friend- "Hows the waves lookin man?"

you- "goin off, ****in double over-ankle!"

hungover/still stoned friend- "Sweet! wait... what!?"

you- "go back to bed burnout."

click.

[STASI]

"I think I'll wait for the tide to come in (as mortar fire explodes throughout the line up...)
"You either surf...or fight!" Duval's character in Apocolypse Now

Another one. "This is Charlie's point, sir." Duval "Charlie don't surf!"

"Major you're from God damn New Jersey what do you know about surfing."

[DPR]

Look at my quote bellow.

[MDSurfer]

"Eddie would Go."

[Xtreme*Liquidshredda]

chhharge it brraaahhh!

[...LostInFlorida]

big wednesday...

"If you guys leave me out here, i'm gonna drown..."

[DavidOlya]

A quote from an author that probably none of you have ever heard of,.........Mark Twain. His voyage to Hawaii in the late 1800's resulted in a book, 'Roughing It', in which he referred to his observations of surfing on multiple occassions.
"We came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-bathing(surfing). Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea,then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and he would come whizzing by like a bombshell. It did not seem that a lightning express train could shoot along at a more hair lifting speed."
Shortly thereafter Twain would go on to try surfing himself, only to have a nasty wipeout and never try it again.

[Darealm]

Wave forecast today is partly crowdy with a chance of getting snaked
-me

You're so haole you dont even know you're haole
- North Shore (maybe already mentioned)

[OBlove]

Micah...you will love this one!

We were surfing a big slabbing right hander and I here,

"Hey gringos, you got your ticket?"

PR Local

[Swellinfo]

Micah...you will love this one!

We were surfing a big slabbing right hander and I here,

"Hey gringos, you got your ticket?"

PR Local

never forget that one :D

[locosteez]

I knew youd be here bodhi... i knew you couldnt miss a 50 yr storm... ha ha ha i love how when i saw a forum on surf quotes i immediately thought of point break and this forum is full of em lmao

[Quail man123]

ok now thats just gay

[eastcoastsurfchik x]

Save a Wave Ride a Surfer

^^ I heard that one before. :rolleyes:




"Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it." :p
"SURF NAKED."

[oipaul]

^^ I heard that one before. :rolleyes:

"Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it." :p
"SURF NAKED."

"surf or sex? Depends on how good it was and how long its been..." :D

[rgnsup]

HAHAHA... my quote from this previous thread... http://www.swellinfo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3378


"I will take perfect waves any day over having sex with any girl."

[Mrocker89]

anyone have any good surfing quotes....??

just think this is hilarious! The dude belongs in a PacSun ad.

[chrisd468]

you belong in a pacsun ad rocker

[Kneeboarder4Life]

my kneeboarding friends and i quote just about every line from the jazz singer.