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iceybeatzjosh
Feb 26, 2009, 09:57 PM
...............

Swellinfo
Feb 26, 2009, 10:55 PM
josh, you created a thread about nothing... this isn't seinfeld.

Shakagrom
Feb 26, 2009, 11:26 PM
josh, you created a thread about nothing... this isn't seinfeld.

bahahahaha there should be a thread with favorite seinfeld quotes!!!!!!!!!

Swellinfo
Feb 26, 2009, 11:56 PM
Seinfeld Quote - The jerk store called and they are running out of you.

PS. I'm not calling you a jerk, first seinfeld quote that came to me.

Ricky Data
Feb 27, 2009, 01:48 AM
Seinfeld Quote - The jerk store called and they are running out of you.

PS. I'm not calling you a jerk, first seinfeld quote that came to me.

Are you calling me a jerk?!! No soup for you!

surfde
Feb 27, 2009, 01:49 AM
Iceybeatzjosh is back :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

DJFresh
Feb 27, 2009, 01:54 AM
I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My BOYS need a home!

ECsponger
Feb 27, 2009, 02:25 AM
GLORIOUS COMEBACK from iceybeatzjosh!!!!!!!!

Chris Joyner
Feb 27, 2009, 02:27 AM
Don't call it a come back....

Shakagrom
Feb 27, 2009, 02:30 AM
I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My BOYS need a home!

or perhaps we should make a bra for men. We'll call it a bro!

No, how about a manzer?

jbird
Feb 27, 2009, 05:33 PM
You are not sponge worthy

beachbreak
Feb 27, 2009, 06:21 PM
hmm...about nothing...i like it.
like what you missed if you haven't surfed since november.

makes no sense.
they're trying to get out there,the ocean's pushing them back in.

beaner
Feb 27, 2009, 07:07 PM
are you still master of your domain?

Zansurf
Feb 27, 2009, 07:50 PM
Are you master of your domain?

Oh im king of the castle!

Swellinfo
Feb 27, 2009, 09:42 PM
Jumbalaya!

DJFresh
Feb 27, 2009, 10:31 PM
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong...

MDSurfer
Feb 27, 2009, 11:10 PM
"I'm sorry, but he's not sponge worthy."

Shakagrom
Feb 28, 2009, 01:15 AM
"You're freakin me out, Jerry!!"

DJFresh
Feb 28, 2009, 01:33 AM
George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

Swellinfo
Feb 28, 2009, 01:48 AM
Its a Festivus miracle!

Festivus for the rest of us!

wbsurfer
Feb 28, 2009, 01:50 AM
whats the point in this thread?

DJFresh
Feb 28, 2009, 01:56 AM
whats the point in this thread?

There is no point. It is a thread about nothing. Just like the Seinfeld Show.

randomherochris
Feb 28, 2009, 02:40 AM
Seinfeld Quote - The jerk store called and they are running out of you.

PS. I'm not calling you a jerk, first seinfeld quote that came to me.

why would they be worried about me? You're their all time best seller!

Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

Swellinfo
Feb 28, 2009, 02:47 AM
hahaha. well, I cant spare a square.

I dont have a square to spare.

BonerSurfs
Feb 28, 2009, 05:19 AM
These pretzels are makin me thirsty!!!!

conway
Feb 28, 2009, 11:47 AM
is this really a thread about nothing?

Shakagrom
Feb 28, 2009, 01:06 PM
no it's sort of a thread about seinfeld with no plot or topic, just seinfeld quotes, so everyone is stating some of their favorite seinfeld quotes.

Swellinfo
Feb 28, 2009, 01:49 PM
Serenity Now!!!!

old_boy
Feb 28, 2009, 03:20 PM
I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Superbowl sex romp!

BonerSurfs
Feb 28, 2009, 04:28 PM
maybe the dingo ate your baby....

conway
Feb 28, 2009, 06:07 PM
so I guess random strings of letters don't count as "nothing"?
i need nothing classes
but that wouldnt really be a class, because you cant learn about "nothing"
what is nothing?
can it be obtained? acheived?
is it an action?
an object?

Please, someone shed some light.

Swellinfo
Feb 28, 2009, 07:42 PM
so I guess random strings of letters don't count as "nothing"?
i need nothing classes
but that wouldnt really be a class, because you cant learn about "nothing"
what is nothing?
can it be obtained? acheived?
is it an action?
an object?

Please, someone shed some light.

dude, you dont get it. Everyone is putting down quotes from Seinfeld.

Swellinfo
Feb 28, 2009, 07:43 PM
One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.

Shakagrom
Feb 28, 2009, 08:05 PM
is this really a thread about nothing?


no it's sort of a thread about seinfeld with no plot or topic, just seinfeld quotes, so everyone is stating some of their favorite seinfeld quotes.

seeeeeee aboooveeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJFresh
Feb 28, 2009, 08:24 PM
And you wanna be my latex salesman...

Shakagrom
Feb 28, 2009, 08:37 PM
Vandalay Industries...


"Tippy Toe! Tippy Toe!"

terra-firma intolerant
Feb 28, 2009, 09:17 PM
so I guess random strings of letters don't count as "nothing"?
i need nothing classes
but that wouldnt really be a class, because you cant learn about "nothing"
what is nothing?
can it be obtained? acheived?
is it an action?
an object?

Please, someone shed some light.

That's kooky talk!

..."I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution..."

Bad Bug Surfing
Mar 1, 2009, 04:14 AM
Don't call it a come back....

I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

Aguaholic
Mar 1, 2009, 03:03 PM
Ah I feel left out...never really got into Seinfeld.

you soup nazi's

Swellinfo
Mar 1, 2009, 04:09 PM
"Not that there is anything wrong with that."

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 1, 2009, 04:18 PM
George: Hey, how're you doing?

co-worker: go to hell.


George: How are you:

other co-worker: don't even look at me!


George : Hello.

another co-worker: Go to hell!

George: Heard that one already.

Shakagrom
Mar 1, 2009, 07:22 PM
"There had to have been a second spitter!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYkrjjTkjdk

Swellinfo
Mar 1, 2009, 07:39 PM
They're real and they're spectacular.

MDSurfer
Mar 1, 2009, 11:35 PM
"Shrinkage."

DJFresh
Mar 1, 2009, 11:40 PM
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

randomherochris
Mar 1, 2009, 11:54 PM
Hey! Assman!

michael hague
Mar 2, 2009, 04:08 PM
YO YO MA!!!

Look away I'm hideous!!!

Swellinfo
Mar 2, 2009, 04:39 PM
YO YO MA!!!

Look away I'm hideous!!!

Do you know what a Balm is! Who told you to put on a Balm!

BonerSurfs
Mar 2, 2009, 09:19 PM
No Soup For You!!!!!!!

Swellinfo
Mar 2, 2009, 09:40 PM
Thats no white man, thats a damn fool!

I can take on anyone with my seinfeld knowledge, haha.

souljahsky
Mar 2, 2009, 11:16 PM
If I like their race, how can I be a racist?

epidemicepic
Mar 2, 2009, 11:51 PM
so I guess random strings of letters don't count as "nothing"?
i need nothing classes
but that wouldnt really be a class, because you cant learn about "nothing"
what is nothing?
can it be obtained? acheived?
is it an action?
an object?

Please, someone shed some light.

nothing is very easy to define, its the present participle of the verb "to noth".

Shakagrom
Mar 3, 2009, 12:11 AM
She's not Chinese!!!!!
I thought I was getting advice from a chinese woman!!
That's it! We're getting a divorce!!

DJFresh
Mar 3, 2009, 12:46 AM
Nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid & chewing some gum

Nib56
Mar 3, 2009, 12:59 AM
That's it!
You're out of the loop!

Curious on the derivation and conjugation of the verb to noth!
Is it a verb transitive; i.e noth, nothed, nothed!
Or has it been bastardized as to dive; dive, dove, diven!

samsurfs
Mar 3, 2009, 01:09 AM
he stopped short thats my move!

does this move involve a knuckle? i think thats my move!
________
DAKOTA (http://www.dodge-wiki.com/wiki/Dodge_Dakota)

Swellinfo
Mar 3, 2009, 02:50 AM
One tuck, one no tuck.

DJFresh
Mar 3, 2009, 03:02 AM
I'm at the nexus of the universe

Zansurf
Mar 3, 2009, 03:03 AM
But i don't wanna be a pirate!!!!

Swellinfo
Mar 3, 2009, 03:58 AM
But i don't wanna be a pirate!!!!

low talker.

MDSurfer
Mar 3, 2009, 04:30 AM
"That is one UGLY baby."

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 3, 2009, 12:51 PM
low talker.

close talker

DJFresh
Mar 3, 2009, 01:11 PM
Why seperate knob, why

beaner
Mar 3, 2009, 01:35 PM
my name is george. i'm unemployed and live with my parents.

michael hague
Mar 3, 2009, 02:19 PM
ca ca ca cat fight......

MDSurfer
Mar 3, 2009, 02:26 PM
"She had MAN Hands."

waveman
Mar 3, 2009, 02:33 PM
"World's are colliding, Jerry!"----------------


"It's shrinkage!"------------------------

Greatest show ever!!!!!

Swellinfo
Mar 3, 2009, 04:08 PM
very bad man, very very bad man. (pakistan guy, imagine index finger going back and forth).

DJFresh
Mar 3, 2009, 04:23 PM
This was supposed to be the summer of George

MDSurfer
Mar 3, 2009, 05:10 PM
very bad man, very very bad man. (pakistan guy, imagine index finger going back and forth).
And it was Babu who sealed the deal on getting them all convicted under the good Samaratan Law for video taping a mugging instead of taking action to prevent it.

beachbreak
Mar 3, 2009, 05:56 PM
is that a titleist?

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 4, 2009, 12:42 AM
You're an anti-dentite!

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 4, 2009, 01:22 AM
"believe it or not
George isn't at home,
so please leave a message,
after the tone..

that's a ll I remember from tonights chronicle episode.

iceybeatzjosh
Mar 4, 2009, 01:56 AM
having fun in M:DD??????????
:rolleyes:

MDSurfer
Mar 4, 2009, 02:07 AM
"I'm an Orioles fan. What?"

Shakagrom
Mar 4, 2009, 02:37 AM
too good for words... just watch the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-VSuWJjDQ

Swellinfo
Mar 4, 2009, 03:03 AM
and you want to be my latex salesman.

DJFresh
Mar 4, 2009, 03:21 AM
No Bagel, No Bagel, No Bagel, No Bagel...

michael hague
Mar 4, 2009, 02:04 PM
ohh the humanity!!!

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 4, 2009, 09:34 PM
Serenity now!

DJFresh
Mar 5, 2009, 02:00 AM
A George divided amongest himself cannot stand

michael hague
Mar 6, 2009, 12:23 AM
:D

your killing independent george!

(what a great episode)

samsurfs
Mar 6, 2009, 02:35 AM
your damn right its me
________
MAC GAMES (http://macgame.org)

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 6, 2009, 02:46 AM
your damn right its me

I invented the "it's not you it's me"!!!

Shakagrom
Mar 7, 2009, 02:43 AM
George : I don't know what Newman wanted to see me for .

Newman ; Gentlemen , gentlemen . I am so happy to see you both. There is just

some inconsistencies I'd like to straighten out .

Jerry : I'm clean and you know it .

Newman : Clean ? Hardly . This looks like a man that isn't happy with his

stereo performance .

Jerry : Where did you get that ?

George : I think that's one of mine .

Newman : It looks like your breaking into it like an otter breaking into a clam.

Jerry : I don't know about that but I'm sure there is a explanation .

Newman : Yes . It's called mail fraud . Oohhhh . How I've longed for this

moment Seinfeld . The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out

of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you

are . A monster so vile .....

terra-firma intolerant
Mar 7, 2009, 11:46 AM
"Judge Vandalay! I think that's a good sign!"

machots
Mar 8, 2009, 08:28 AM
Jerry these are load bearing walls, they're not gonna come down!

Shakagrom
Mar 24, 2009, 02:16 AM
"Turn to your right... I said turn to your right Pimp!"

Kramer:
"I am not a Pimp!!!"


^^^^ Just saw this episode today and though it was hilarious

ECsponger
Mar 24, 2009, 09:04 AM
I didn't get into this thread at first, but I just had to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo
George is such an asshole! haha

ECsponger
Mar 24, 2009, 09:05 AM
"Turn to your right... I said turn to your right Pimp!"

Kramer:
"I am not a Pimp!!!"


^^^^ Just saw this episode today and though it was hilarious
hahahahaha and I just watched it tonight too!!!

Shakagrom
Mar 24, 2009, 11:50 PM
I didn't get into this thread at first, but I just had to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo
George is such an asshole! haha

hahahahaha hahaha hahahaha haha

"Believe it or not George isn't at home. Please leave a message."

yea thats pretty great!

Shakagrom
Mar 25, 2009, 12:59 AM
Actually, ECsponger, I've decided to make that my answering machine.

Wavetucker
Mar 25, 2009, 01:16 AM
U guys r KOOKS!!! Richard...ya u ****!!!!

Shakagrom
Mar 25, 2009, 02:22 AM
U guys r KOOKS!!! Richard...ya u ****!!!!

??????? Seinfeld is like a piece of classic literature: Everyone's gotta get around to it sooner or later. Hopefully within the next few years you'll be able to appreciate this fantastic display of art as well.

hahaha

Shakagrom
Mar 25, 2009, 02:25 AM
On that note,

"George likes his Kung-Pao!"

Shakagrom
May 16, 2009, 12:16 AM
Saw this episode yesterday!

When Elaine is trying to get the fur coat from Newman after she threw it out the window of Joe Mayo's apartment and Newman climbs the tree to get it.

"Climbers keepers!"

Don Ride
May 18, 2009, 01:12 PM
"The cat's, Raaaaeeeeearrrrrrr, is out of the bag":D