You know you're a surfer when..

[blue crush]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SURFER WHEN......
i tried looking this up on the internet but i couldnt find anything. soo if anyone knows a lot of them lemme know=)

[super fish]

when you dont wear hollister clothing nor say brah

[tdadman52]

you dont brag about being a surfer

[Skooba]

u know your a surfer when you name yourself after a gay ass "surf" movie

[blue crush]

u know your a surfer when you name yourself after a gay ass "surf" movie
whatever.

umm ''skooba''??? wtf's that ?

[waveski50]

You have to explain to your wife about the other woman and she gets jealous and wants you to stay home

[Skooba]

Blue Crush
skooba, or better known as S.C.U.B.A is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Pretty self-explanatory is it not?

See how the first letter of each word spells SCUBA?? Pretty clever huh? Well since SCUBA is acronym and therefore already taken, generally speaking. I decided to add a little of my own wittiness and spell SCUBA (the acronym) s-k-o-o-b-a (a non-acronym, generally speaking. Oh and also noticed that I used all lower case characters,save the "S", as well just to further prevent any confusion). So, even with my best efforts to prevent any confusion inadvertently created some. Pretty ironic. I'm sorry if the tone of my response might sound condescending and sting a little, but please, if you are going to ask a question such as "what is skooba?" that is remotely as retarded as the movie you named yourself after do us all a favor and think before you speak. Didn't your mama teach you anything?? So to answer your acronym-containing question, that's What The F*ck that is!

[NSsurfer]

you know your a surfer when you ditch the girlfriend for the waves when she's leaving for a week, and she understands.

[Skooba]

you know your a surfer when you ditch the girlfriend for the waves when she's leaving for a week, and she understands.

that's how you know you have a kick ass girlfriend!!

[blue crush]

Blue Crush
skooba, or better known as S.C.U.B.A is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Pretty self-explanatory is it not?

See how the first letter of each word spells SCUBA?? Pretty clever huh? Well since SCUBA is acronym and therefore already taken, generally speaking. I decided to add a little of my own wittiness and spell SCUBA (the acronym) s-k-o-o-b-a (a non-acronym, generally speaking. Oh and also noticed that I used all lower case characters,save the "S", as well just to further prevent any confusion). So, even with my best efforts to prevent any confusion inadvertently created some. Pretty ironic. I'm sorry if the tone of my response might sound condescending and sting a little, but please, if you are going to ask a question such as "what is skooba?" that is remotely as retarded as the movie you named yourself after do us all a favor and think before you speak. Didn't your mama teach you anything?? So to answer your acronym-containing question, that's What The F*ck that is!

hmm reaaal creative

[ripsurfin]

u know you are a surfer when

....when u dont bag on a surfin movie
reguardless of if its a love story too theres surfing in it so chill

[Skooba]

blue crush,
why thank you:D

ripsurfin,

thank you for that well thought out and profound reply.

[ripsurfin]

anytime buddy

[mofosurfer.com]

Skooooba... pretty friggin witty man. :cool:

[NCsurfer]

Blue Crush
skooba, or better known as S.C.U.B.A is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Pretty self-explanatory is it not?

See how the first letter of each word spells SCUBA?? Pretty clever huh? Well since SCUBA is acronym and therefore already taken, generally speaking. I decided to add a little of my own wittiness and spell SCUBA (the acronym) s-k-o-o-b-a (a non-acronym, generally speaking. Oh and also noticed that I used all lower case characters,save the "S", as well just to further prevent any confusion). So, even with my best efforts to prevent any confusion inadvertently created some. Pretty ironic. I'm sorry if the tone of my response might sound condescending and sting a little, but please, if you are going to ask a question such as "what is skooba?" that is remotely as retarded as the movie you named yourself after do us all a favor and think before you speak. Didn't your mama teach you anything?? So to answer your acronym-containing question, that's What The F*ck that is!Do you dive?:)

[ripsurfin]

Do you dive?:)

ya think? he wrote a documentary on it ...:p

[stout metalworks]

Ha HA HA ha aha!! this post is cracking me up!:D:D

[Skooba]

NCsurfer gets it!!:D



ripsurfin,

Why would you call me your buddy when I'm clearly NOT your buddy?

[ripsurfin]

you have obviously been SCUBA diving too much and too much pressure had been to ur head and u havnt been surfing enought cuz ur way to freakin tense CHILL

[rastamanvibration]

you know you're NOT a surfer...when you fight with people on an internet forum. Go f----ing surf.

[Skooba]

rasta,
I would surf if we had waves. Also, it's kinda hard to surf when you have a family and work graveyard.

[mofosurfer.com]

rasta,
I would surf if we had waves. Also, it's kinda hard to surf when you have a family and work graveyard.


That's a rather ironic statement for this thread.

[gaiasdad]

...when you have spots of melted wax on your seats & carpet in your car

[daniel19805]

You know your a surfer when you pull into a barrel and everything is peace...and soundless

[ripsurfin]

You know your a surfer when you pull into a barrel and everything is peace...and soundless

finally someone actually saying something that related to this thread :D

[ClemsonSurf]

You know you're a surfer when you fall asleep in a clean bed and miss the sand in the sheets.

[ripsurfin]

You know you're a surfer when you fall asleep in a clean bed and miss the sand in the sheets.
ameeeen ay

[waveski50]

You spend time on the internet checking surf conditions...2-3x per day at work...3-4x at home...on the same day.

[surfsolo]

that's how you know you have a kick ass girlfriend!!

that's when you know she f*king other guys ;):rolleyes:

[Skooba]

That's a rather ironic statement for this thread.

how is the fact that I have a family and work the graveyard shift ironic?

[rastamanvibration]

You know you're a surfer when...
You find yourself in class/work, at the bank, grocery store, with a girl, etc.
You tilt your head to a certain direction, and lose a gallon of seawater out your nose.

this happens way too often.

[ClemsonSurf]

SKOOBA,

You know you're not a surfer when you've got time to take offense to everything and complain about your job/fam while "surfing" the net. Maybe if you didn't hang ten fingers over your keyboard and put ten toes on your surfboard you wouldn't be so angry... Teach your kids to surf maybe.

[barryob]

When you contemplate dropping a few hundred dollars everytime you find a dinged up old board shaped by an obscure but legendary local shaper.

[Skooba]

SKOOBA,

You know you're not a surfer when you've got time to take offense to everything and complain about your job/fam while "surfing" the net. Maybe if you didn't hang ten fingers over your keyboard and put ten toes on your surfboard you wouldn't be so angry... Teach your kids to surf maybe.,

When have I complained about my job and my family. This is where I am taking offense. Listen, kid my family means the world to me lets get that straight right now. Another thing, my kids know how to surf and guess what di*k, I taught them. I didn't buy them a board and say "Here have fun don't poke an eye out" This is me taking offense to something some little college prick said on an internet forum. Yes it's naive I know but, don't EVER bring a mans family into a conversation with negative connotations clemson"surf".


Boy am I glad there are so many high and mighty people here. I once never said ANYTHING about being angry or taking offense what not. You inferred that on your own. The funny thing is I expressed an OPINION about a movie and then all of the sudden I was public enemy number one. Who gives a flyin fuc* if I don't like a particular movie or what have you.

Really Clemson? CLEMSON? Keep rippin those epic waves on the seneca river.

[mofosurfer.com]

,

When have I complained about my job and my family. This is where I am taking offense. Listen, kid my family means the world to me lets get that straight right now. Another thing, my kids know how to surf and guess what di*k, I taught them. I didn't buy them a board and say "Here have fun don't poke an eye out" This is me taking offense to something some little college prick said on an internet forum. Yes it's naive I know but, don't EVER bring a mans family into a conversation with negative connotations clemson"surf".


Boy am I glad there are so many high and mighty people here. I once never said ANYTHING about being angry or taking offense what not. You inferred that on your own. The funny thing is I expressed an OPINION about a movie and then all of the sudden I was public enemy number one. Who gives a flyin fuc* if I don't like a particular movie or what have you.

Really Clemson? CLEMSON? Keep rippin those epic waves on the seneca river.




Dude... you sound angry man. You're pretty agro.
You should find ways to surf more. :cool: You would think that the graveyard shift would allow that.

[ClemsonSurf]

,

When have I complained about my job and my family. This is where I am taking offense. Listen, kid my family means the world to me lets get that straight right now. Another thing, my kids know how to surf and guess what di*k, I taught them. I didn't buy them a board and say "Here have fun don't poke an eye out" This is me taking offense to something some little college prick said on an internet forum. Yes it's naive I know but, don't EVER bring a mans family into a conversation with negative connotations clemson"surf".


Boy am I glad there are so many high and mighty people here. I once never said ANYTHING about being angry or taking offense what not. You inferred that on your own. The funny thing is I expressed an OPINION about a movie and then all of the sudden I was public enemy number one. Who gives a flyin fuc* if I don't like a particular movie or what have you.

Really Clemson? CLEMSON? Keep rippin those epic waves on the seneca river.



Damn, I just got off of some epic double overhead waves on Lake Hartwell but ended up poking my eye out on my board. Totally gnar bro.

[waveski50]

Calm down people. Sounds like we all need to gt out there and surf. Has anybody put an order into the big guy upstairs for this to happen?? Or whatever you believe...Buddah, Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Wifea..

[dbiz135]

It's January, there's snow on the beach and your the only one out.

[winslow]

when you feel the stoke, not just a gemstone who thinks its cool to be a ''surfer dude''

[royatdaparty]

You know your a surfer when.....
Everyone else is evacuating from a hurricane and your going towards it.

p.s. Hey Skooba-stank, chillax braddah, you shouldnt let people get to you bro. Its called life, live it.....happy. The only people that should be able to get you worked up is your FAMILY!!!! Make Friends, not enemies. Enemies cant do **** for you, friends are life's network for sucess. Stay wet braddah!!!

oh, and just to let you know, i never went to college and i have a family of my own. and still find time to surf, shape, play music, cook, clean, fix **** around the house, take footage and pics of epic days and beautiful things life blesses me wit, spend time with my son and beautiful wife, and work a full time job with a rotating shift schedule. Its called L I V I N, you gotta MAKE time to do it brah.

[MATT JOHNSON]

you know your a surfer when you bring back a thread that over 2 &1/2 years old and the last post in it was made over 2 years ago LOL

[Fernando]

when you are in class and you spend 2 hours drawing waves and surfboards on your notebook.

[1badrippa]

when you ditch school for knee high waves

[Stranded in Smithfield]

...when a hurricane passes off the coast and you have to dawn patrol the morning you get married, get changed for the wedding in the parking lot, and have your wife tell you at the conclusion of the ceremony you have dried up slat snot on your face.

[matt757surf]

You know youre a surfer when you have multiple dreams about surfing.

[dmonster]

When you cringe at the words "so you're a surfer dude"

[cgrizzard]

...when a hurricane passes off the coast and you have to dawn patrol the morning you get married, get changed for the wedding in the parking lot, and have your wife tell you at the conclusion of the ceremony you have dried up slat snot on your face.

Has this happened?!

[Shift]

1. You know your a surfer when you have this conversation. (Talking about hobbies) "So, I play baseball, golf, snowboard, surf, football and.." "Wait wait wait, surf? Where? Jersey? Waves? ----This was a constant when I was in college.

2. You know your a surfer when you have about a inch of sand on your floor mats in your car and choose to leave it there.

3. Always telling yourself you need less rubber than you actually do "3/2 in 55 degree water with 40 degree air, 3/2 baby!" No put on the damn 4/3 with boots and gloves and be warm!

4. Calling off work for a decent swell. (DO NOT tell your co-workers/boss that you surf!)

5. Loving it when you meet a fellow surfer when your out of town, but if meeting a new surfer in the line up not so much

6. Always wanting to buy new gear

I guess that's good enough for now

[Fernando]

... when you check swellinfo and other surf websites 20 times a day hoping that some decent swell will get to town soon.

[Uncle Irish]

When you don't show up for a regular weekly activity (hoops) and they all just assume that there must be waves.

[LBCrew]

When a commercial comes on TV and all you see is the wave in the background... and can describe it in detail...

"Three foot and sideshore at low tide... could be fun on the incoming if the wind shifts a bit."

[Feesh]

When a commercial comes on TV and all you see is the wave in the background... and can describe it in detail...

"Three foot and sideshore at low tide... could be fun on the incoming if the wind shifts a bit."

HAHAHAHAHA, real good LB, i do it all the time. Like "dam that was def. rideable - looked fun and pretty open"

[JAMMAN]

You know your a surfer when your loved ones (who don't surf) check the surf forecast before planning family get togethers to make sure you actually show up.

[richp12]

Blue Crush
skooba, or better known as S.C.U.B.A is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Pretty self-explanatory is it not?

See how the first letter of each word spells SCUBA?? Pretty clever huh? Well since SCUBA is acronym and therefore already taken, generally speaking. I decided to add a little of my own wittiness and spell SCUBA (the acronym) s-k-o-o-b-a (a non-acronym, generally speaking. Oh and also noticed that I used all lower case characters,save the "S", as well just to further prevent any confusion). So, even with my best efforts to prevent any confusion inadvertently created some. Pretty ironic. I'm sorry if the tone of my response might sound condescending and sting a little, but please, if you are going to ask a question such as "what is skooba?" that is remotely as retarded as the movie you named yourself after do us all a favor and think before you speak. Didn't your mama teach you anything?? So to answer your acronym-containing question, that's What The F*ck that is!

wow that was gnarly brah your a huge tool

[Sniffer]

that's when you know she f*king other guys ;):rolleyes:

Oh dang!

You know your a surfer when you dont talk about how your a surfer and people still know you surf.

[EHBS]

u know your a surfer when your car smells like surf wax

[mbkevin]

You know your a surfer when your girlfriend starts surfing to spend more time with you

[Bodhi]

You know your a surfer when....


you mind surf any type of wave. Even if its a 2 inch wave on the shore of a sound, bay, lake, pond, rain puddle, or ocean for that matter.

-or-

if you have melted wax in the bed of your truck.


mbkevin - your post above this one is so true

[bobbyg]

If goldbond has ever saved your vacation, youre probably a surfer

[GrEgApHeR]

i'm not a surfer; i just surf :)

[neptunehui]

you know you are a surfer when you shut the hell up about and just surf with respect for the ocean

[lbsurfer]

you know you're a surfer when you party until 3am and wake up at 5am for dawn patrol

[SoDelLocal]

you know you're a surfer when you party until 3am and wake up at 5am for dawn patrol

Ha I was gonna say when you tell your friends you're either not coming out, or not drinking at all because you know you're getting up at 5am.:D

[Bad Bug Surfing]

...peeing on yourself to keep warm is perfectly acceptable

[ripturbo]

a shark eats your arm and dont quit

[JonAngot12]

You know you're an east coast surfer when you wake up at 4 am for first light when the forecast is 3-4 ft @ 7 seconds.

[757surfer]

^ Haha done that many a time. You know you're a surfer when you are in the water, nothing else in the entire world matters except the next wave. ( O and those damn SUP guys snaking everybody!)

[Kahuna Kai]

The only time you train is when the waves are flat, and the only reason you train is to be in shape for when it's not flat.

The only places you'll consider vacationing are those with good waves.

You get skunked and your optimism continues to tell you that next time will be better.

You choose your vehicle by how capable of carrying your quiver and it is, and how well it handles driving on the beach.

You dream about your all time waves consistently and vividly for years and remember exactly where you were and when you were there.

[bodyboardNJ]

when you miss haning out with your friends because you surfed till dark and they were tired of waiting for you to get your @$$ out of the water.

[marknel83]

You know you're an east coast surfer when you wake up at 4 am for first light when the forecast is 3-4 ft @ 7 seconds.

I wake up at 5am for 2-3 ft haha Love the dawn patrols