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rednecksurfer
Jun 28, 2009, 07:12 AM
You fall down you stupid S%$#!! If anyone ever asks you this question and you give them that answer and they look at like your crazy?? What would you do?
Xtreme*Liquidshredda
Jun 28, 2009, 11:20 AM
well... you just answered your own question. Could you just stay in pungo I would perfer not to see any morons like you in the lineup. hahah
Aguaholic
Jun 28, 2009, 01:21 PM
How do you get off a surf board? Easy....... rub a little wax on it and yogurt comes out. :confused:
surfswell
Jun 28, 2009, 02:59 PM
How do you get off a surf board? Easy....... rub a little wax on it and yogurt comes out. :confused:

Hahahahaahahahahahaha:D
PRShredder
Jun 28, 2009, 03:33 PM
wow! there are some real kooks here on this thing!
ECboarder
Jun 29, 2009, 01:05 AM
well... you just answered your own question. Could you just stay in pungo I would perfer not to see any morons like you in the lineup. hahah

i agree man. your not worth it.:D
surfde
Jun 30, 2009, 12:14 AM
what???????????????????
terra-firma intolerant
Jun 30, 2009, 01:59 AM
what???????????????????

Exactly, I have no idea what this thread is about... I'm guessing you need to be high.
EastCoastBodyBoarder
Jun 30, 2009, 01:26 PM
what is this guy talking about
mofosurfer.com
Jun 30, 2009, 05:57 PM
Exactly, I have no idea what this thread is about... I'm guessing you need to be high.


Nope. :cool:


That didn't help either... at least the devils lettuce didn't allow for any comprehension or intelligent insight into this thread.


Maybe acid? That might help :eek::D


How do you get off a surfboard? I keep waiting for him to post the answer to this joke.


I think he meant to ask... "How do you keep a bunch of idiots in suspense?" :rolleyes:


:p:D
steelwave42
Jul 1, 2009, 01:30 AM
While your waiting for waves just ride that thing, everybody does it.
myxamatosis
Jul 1, 2009, 03:40 AM
I get off my surfboard the same way I get off your girlfriend when I am done. I jump off quickly, punch her in the crotch and tell her to go bake me up some pancakes.
ZionWorks
Jul 1, 2009, 03:49 AM
I get off my surfboard the same way I get off your girlfriend when I am done. I jump off quickly, punch her in the crotch and tell her to go bake me up some pancakes.

Sorry there little buddy, you just tryed to be funny and it didnt work
myxamatosis
Jul 1, 2009, 04:00 AM
Are you sure I tryed? Maybe you should try to pay more attention in school.
Aguaholic
Jul 1, 2009, 12:58 PM
This thread = lame sauce.
GreatWhiteShark
Jul 1, 2009, 02:41 PM
I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.
wbsurfer
Jul 1, 2009, 07:46 PM
I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.

you always have something funny to say. now dont you?
DJFresh
Jul 1, 2009, 09:21 PM
I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.

Do me a solid GreatWhiteShark:

Please feed elsewhere, away from Monmouth County, NJ Thurs & Fri and to be safe this weekend - especially at dawn & dusk. Tell your friends as well.

My sincere thanks!
quiksilver1231
Jul 1, 2009, 11:43 PM
what?... i cant tell what this is about did you seriously just ask how to get a surfboard? im seriously questioning if your a huge kook now you asked that one... you can practice getting off your surfboard on the beach and ill surf.