wiping your butt with dry toilet paper is like "washing your car" with a dry rag
used to use wipes and they felt great. my dad who is a plumber put an end to that because of them not being good for the system at all. now stuck with dry TP :/
bottom line: wash your hands! do whatever you want about your bum
the best method: wipe with normal tp then hit the baby wipes, then dry off with a quick dry run of tp. feel great and become more aerodynamic when fighting.
How bout we all just take dumps in the ocean? It'd be like your own giant bidet....it'd save on tp/wipes and it would keep away kooks and tourists
Zippy: I was at Babys R Us registering for our baby shower this afternoon. I had the Skew Gun and was picking stuff. We scanned a box of like a jumbo-6 months supply of baby wipes. Thousands of them in a big crate. I thought of you man!
I guess I will have to do some testing this summer!
i might start sending all my used baby wipes to sunny garcia's fanclub.
another thought. If we wipe all babies as$es with these incredible baby wipes that keep the butt so clean and hygienic... At what age does the cleanliness cut-off begin? Once you can wipe yourself, you no longer use them? From then on, the micro thin poo layer becomes a part of life? I guess kids are taught with TP. Setting them up for years of poo layers and spreading pink eye when they fart. This could be a new frontier in parenting. If you never remove the baby wipe from the process, it would revolutionize the world. The kids would have clean as$es for ever. Think globally, act locally. Start with your own as$. Then maybe your kid's. Then, maybe the world's.