sacrifice for surf

I just doused my beater in lighter fluid and threw a match at it... but it's so waterlogged it refused to burn.

Dear deluded surfers in Southeastern NC: I will ride your ****ty board, and trade you a ****ty board of my own that you may do with what you wish.

Call me

Historically, it won't work unless you sacrifice your favorite board.

i just put my best fins in the microwave, on high, for ten minutes. they popped and sparked and caught fire. definitely a good sacrifice

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Originally Posted by havanasand

True. I've got a 5/4 and just bought a 3/3 that will probably get me thru this winter temps down to about 43. I'm thinking we are in a La Nina pattern this winter but I'm sure some meteorologist or climatologist who trolls the board will correct my assumptions. I didnt look at the .gif but if that purple blob and surrounding area is current then PR will be getting biiiiggggggg.

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I use a 5/4/3 in the mid 30's, youll be fine

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Originally Posted by headhigh

that should help for sure! ive got a matuse 4/3/2 smoldering out back. im about to kill this forty, grab my aviso, and get to smashing both. carbon fiber: looks good, strong, and goes up like i tinder bundle! yah!

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1st, get a GF.

2nd, find another hobby.

3rd, be friendly to OUR environment and if u r a “REAL” surfer, that means stop burning **** that doesn’t have to be? Seriously, ur a kook?

Last, get a GF.

Flat spells allows us people from planet earth some time to get chores done and book a ticket south. Do you have your ticket?

Enough of your witch craft weirdo activities...

at least you guys can surf when theres waves. im out of commission for at least 4 months after having knee surgery.

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Originally Posted by OBlove

1st, get a GF.

2nd, find another hobby.

3rd, be friendly to OUR environment and if u r a “REAL” surfer, that means stop burning **** that doesn’t have to be? Seriously, ur a kook?

Last, get a GF.

Flat spells allows us people from planet earth some time to get chores done and book a ticket south. Do you have your ticket?

Enough of your witch craft weirdo activities...

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who needs a girlfriend when you can breath the fumes from a burning wetsuit? and dont worry, i love the environment. i take all the burnt surfboard scraps, broken glass and melted wetsuit rubber and return them to their rightful place in the ocean :)

Real surfers are about leaving the biggest carbon footprint possible. Screw the environment, burn the globe with jet fuel!!!