The forbidden Ride in the corner
So there is a bump here today gulfside and my landlady has a pristine 6'0 board bagged up in spare bedroom. I have allready been forbidden to use it. I recently moved and was not gonna ship my board so im boardless now.
Do i sneak the board out for a few hours while she is at work?
I have acess to a crappy cabo with no fins or leash so do i just sneak a fin and the leash out of the spare room?
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when. I've been drinking bourbon whiskey
"I know, everybody funny, now you funny too."
So I go back home
I tell the landlady, "I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent."
She said, "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah."
And she was so nice,
loh she was lovey-dovey,
So I go in my room, pack up all my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'l be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I Stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my own coat, I call the bartender
Said, "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?
ONE BOURBON, ONE SCOTCH, ONE BEER