Closest hotel to the surf in bocas del toro, panama
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Just curious how you are "closest hotel to the surf in Bocas"? Of the breaks you named on your website, there are already hotels/places to stay right next to them. It's been over three years now, but I can't wait to get back there!
May as well get the room service cracking too. For starters, give me three shrimp cocktails, 2 dozen raw oysters, 2 whole chickens, fried and 2 slices of dry, white toast; tapas I believe you call them, gotta eat light. Also, a quart of Chivas, lots of ice, quart of mezcal, 16 grapefruit, can’t risk scurvy, quart of Maker's Mark, a quart of Bacardi gold, 2 liters of Coca-Cola, with CANE SUGAR, none of the high fructose corn syrup cr@p, kills the liver and the kidneys, 3 cases of the local cerveza, an oz. of la pura vida and whatever the town Bruha recommends for the night terrors. Send up some of the bar girls too, 2 or 3 should do, I’ll be surfing a lot and will require deep tissue massages in between sessions.
I'll bring my own boards or just hack down a coconut tree with the Bowie, plane it down and ride that.
You might want to warn the other guests about the night terrors.
what time of year does Bocas get good? Ive seen great pics but I dont know much about the consistency. And uh ^^^^ wtf hahahaha