Joke o' da day.
A man comes home after an assignment of 3 years and he finds there is an additional member of the family, a 29 months toddler. Furious, he demands an explanation: He says, "How could you have done this to me! Did you cheat on me with one of my friends, was it Josh, was it Nathan, or was it John?" His wife says, "Your friends! Your friends! Don't you think I have my own friends too?"
What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
what do you call two pieces of paper fighting in an envelope?
The thrilla in manila...... badum ch