National Lampoons Caribbean Vacation
This is exactly what this site has turned into with the recent rash of families taking their inexperienced teens on cruises and to all-inclusives.
I understand that folks who vacation like this do not want their kids out exploring--especially with those dirty locals. But come on... "looking for easy paddle out".... "OMG is that a REEF?"... "are there any breaks with easy channels to find?"... "Are there any good spots on (enter uber popular hoity toity sanitized vacation island for white people)?" JESUS CRISTO!!!!!!
Sorry, just over it.