Woulda been nice, agreed. Unfortunately, the entire project may have been Photoshpped by The Techno Gnome.
I have this unshakeable image of The Gnome, dressed in an orange jumpsuit, sitting in a basement somewhere, fast food wrappers strewn about next to the remains of his mystery protein shake, little bits of filet o' fish stuck in his Methusalah-like facial covering, shrieking maniacally as he pounds away on his sticky keyboard, posting increasing amounts of drivel on the various surfing forums, reaching out to more people than he ever could have reached in pre-Internet days, and then waiting until dusk to make his forays out into the open.
If nothing else Roy has ignited passion deep inside you, yankee. He has emboldened your spirit. Your literary prowess shines so brightly with your new muse stimulating you that it's become uncontainable. It's bursting out from within you, a geyser erupting against the pressure of the world around it. Sure roy is hypocritically self righteous and delusional, but just let me bask in the glory of your words and phrases. If roy is a giant smelly turd, you're a compost pile. Taking the trash of the world and turning it into the most precious gift of all, laughter.
You are in stellar form, Yank!
Brew: I had no idea Steve was posting on multiple forums. Haven't looked at Sway's in a while, I assume that's one of the other forums.... mind outing him?
Originally Posted by yankee
This made me laugh my ass off!
You people are pathetic, and should apologise to Steve immediately.
I find myself more apathetic to be quite honest. You're simply the medium upon which we are witnessing the master work.
Steve, we can put this to bed with a click. I can drive out to N. Chas snap a pic and be done with it.