How about more details about what you do during your typical day....
Me and NJshredmachine got high and licked eachother's grundles...hey shred remember that night last week? Can't wait to do it again! Next time you give the bumb thumb ok? Awesome!
7am wrestle sharks
8am pound beers
9am paddle out, get shacked
9:01am get shacked again
9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
9:05 exit water. Pound beer
9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
9:07am get pitted again
9:10am bang your chick
9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
9:11am get super shacked
9:12am get money
9:13am spend money
9:16am wrestle a shark
9:17am get shacked
9:18.5 bang your chick again
9:19 interview with surfer mag
9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time
Go off somewhere you homo. This board is for real surfers...
$2500.00....is this the 6 figures your talking about working after school at Target, c'mon tell the truth
How'd your mommy spellcheck your posts? She was over my house earlier.
6 figures, I can't stop laughing.What do you count in pennies?
C'mon you guys don't think there is a legit person behind njshredmachine do you? It's so obviously some guy who enjoys having a goof on the forums.
Dont ruin the illusion, we have much to learn from this young shredder.
As in Newtons. For lunch.From mom.