Just to clarify, most of the establishments cited in OPERATION SWILL were switching low class alcohol for the top-shelf kind. Like, say Missy came in and wanted some of that Grey Goose stuff, the crafty bar keeps would pour her some Kasser's.
Kasser's is the best friggin vodka, and cost around $2.50 for a half pint. I love that stuff. That stuff makes you know that you are drinking booze. Not this "I can't even taste it," stuff. That first chug tastes like gasoline with just a hint of a citrus-like taste to it. Awesome. Plus, it lets your body know that drinking is some serious business, and it ain't no joke.
This is New Jersey. High class booze has no place around here excpet for certain elite communites outside New York City. Keystone Ice 24 ouncers ($1.15) and Kasser's Vodka is how a proper Jersey dog rolls. Oh, the younger kids like Shredmachine like to wash down their pills with 4 Loco or whatever that stuff is.
Yea, let's fight about beer. That's it. Great idea for a Sunday of a holiday weekend. Screw time with the family or waves in the first sun of the weekend. A heated debate on beer with a beer nerd is what I'd rather do. So go on, dork out and tell me how awesome the yeast is in all these microbrews. A beer scientist. What a concept. You da man!!!
And when do you surf? It doesn't seem like you get out much, huh? If Emass stands for Eastern Mass you should be able to get to the beach, dude. But you spend your days looking at surf reports and hanging on other's first hand accounts of the day's waves. Hmmmmmmm
Chillax dude. Go surf. I heard its 8'-10' today