Emass: Most Prolific Poster?
A self proclaimed grom, who is in his middle 30's, came on to the scene in April 2013 and already is nearing 800 posts. His post per day rate is over 7 and we have news from the NE that he buys more keyboards than he does surfboards. We've seen many sides of this man and only lately is he keeping up with his Spiccoli namesake. April and May were full of longwinded diatribes of days that would range from 3' to 9' in minutes full of peril for his athletic friends. The only thing more dangerous than surfing with this man was disagreeing with him on the forum.
He soon found his place on SI and now attempts more humor than harm. He is able to type in multiple different dialects of surf lingo and has more bros than a Duggar. We know this and more but who is this man and is he the most prolific poster?