I was driving to Nags and my vehicle broke down.
was on a secret short cut from Norfolk and my car died. I looked for a "monkey wrench" my wife said she had in the trunk. nothing. so we walked down the road until we saw an old woman watching screaming kids play in her yard. So I said ti her, "Lady, my car broke and we need a monkey wrench." She yell, "I can't hear you the kids are too loud." I yelled back "A MONKEY WRENCH LADY, A MONKEY WRENCH". She said, " This ain't no monkey ranch. this here's a day care center."