This forum isn't ATS or GLP. I doubt the government shills care about FCS fin templates or the unusually high amount of 23 foot waves that Jersey gets.
I bet he got a real purdy mouth.
So you guys know, it's now empirically verifiable that my supra-physiological adrenergic system is au naturale and unaided by any foreign pharmacology. The lull in oncoming closeout/cleanup sets of posts from me yesterday (in between non-stop, bombing, gnarl of posts) was due to my being visited by the US Army Medical Department. They extracted samples from my pituitary gland and adrenal cortex to determine why and to what extent I have vast abnormalities in sleep patterns, sleep quantity, energy levels, cognition, and relentless vigor (their definition of "stoke").
After analysis of the samples by gas chromatography and mass spectrometry, they relayed the findings to the USMA (West Point) Center for Enhanced Performance who, in turn, approached me about joining their efforts to maximizing Cadets' success by being an ongoing test subject. While I am honored and have always contemplated service for our nation in the steps of several family members, it would simply take far too much time away from my dedication to surfing. The Hudson can get some swell at times, it's mainly a haven for SUPs.
Just clearing that up for those of you who were convinced it was PEDs or abuse of other exogenous substances. Clean as a whistle brahs! Oh, and their rationale for why I am this way was exposure to rare effects from the earlier stages of GMOs and hydraulic fracking. They said I was extremely fortunate that the effects of my exposure were positive and not negative, to which I replied "Frack yeah, braddahs!!!"