There ya go, buddy!
There ya go, buddy!
Ha ha ha, you da man, Erock.
Dude, I checked out her status the other day. And saw she was going to court this week. Plus she's still married and living with some other dude. Heartbreaking, all of it.
She was counting on getting the charges dropped I heard, because her hubby took a plea and copped responsibility to the charges. Ahhh, 48 hours ain't no biggy. She's probably crying aboot it though.
Ah, I love when she whines and complains aboot everything, especially when she starts yelling. Oh man.
Just a matter of time before things go sour with this new dude, and I can make my move.
Jenelle, if you're out there, we got the cheapest, bestest dope around, honey. And our waves are choice, dude. And Commandant Christie signed a law last year that low level drug offenders do NOT go to prison anymore. All you'd have to worry aboot is going to rehab. Come on up here with me. It's paradise. Oh and we got plenty of wet, too. Jenelle please.......
Ahh man, now she's smiling in her mug shots. Must be getting used to "the life."
Erock, come on man, please go meet her when she gets out on Wednesday and tell her aboot me. Please. I will send a letter for you to present her with.
HAHAHA You guys crackin me up, Bill you can do better than that though, she looks haggard already, what you think she'll be looking like in 10-15 years?
SUP do NOT say that. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.......
She's the most beautiful woman in the world. OMG, I could just get lost in her rage crazed eyes for ever....and listen to her yell and complain and throw tantrums that would have a two-year-old going, " HOLY SH!T CALM DOWN, DUDE."
SUP have you ever seen her on TEEN MOM 2?
She's magnificent. Plus, she's wicked smart(that was for you Spicoli, "wicked" I know you guys like that term up there). She's mature and responsible - has her priorities in order. Like, she once said no to a sweet plea bargain because it would have prevented her form going to a KE$HA concert. Ha, but it worked out in her favor in the end because she got an even sweeter deal later. This chick has something magical aboot her.
Oh I also love Farrah Abraham from TEEN MOM( not 2, the first one). So any of you Florida people run into her, let me know. I think she still lives in Florida. I have to check that oot.
I'll see what I can do, Bill. I'm sure she'll do anything if I wave a couple Benjamins in her direction..... can I borrow a couple Benjamins?
Erock, you couldn't have picked a better subject/convict to lift PB&J's spirits. Right on point. We all have our wheel house.
Brunswick County trash... man... apparently there's a nice heroin epidemic going on right now in southeast N.C./northeast S.C. good God she's garbage. notice how everything is conveniently everyone else's fault when it comes to the screw ups in her life. a guy who tends bar around here told me he ran into her the other night in Myrtle Beach and said she was "hot." i told him to get off the drugs.
speaking of garbage... the waves are supposed to be the best we've had in over two weeks tomorrow! knee to waist with offshores!!