this guy is the definition of stoked
F ur propa Ganda ****e. Tu want to bible banger? Go Utah! Learn live b a **** door knocking kook!
As much as I dislike the Jesus down your throat in this thread the blind kid is pretty cool.
I once pooped without peeing...is that a miracle? Keep YOUR religion where is belongs...Church! This is a surf forum, thanks.
The christian god and his son are getting over representation here and we need to balance it out with representation of other gods.
So let's start it off with a prayer to Poseidon, his holy of holiness. Oh lordly Poseidon bless us with a righteous swell oh ye great one and smite all thine enemies by washing them into the black abyss of the deepest darkest hole of your mighty ocean lair.
Next we need to sacrifice a goat to the pagan gods and we might even get Satan to come on along and give the apocalypse a head start.