New International Version (NIV)
Jesus Calms the Storm
23 Then he got into the boat and his disciples followed him. 24 Suddenly a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping. 25 The disciples went and woke him, saying, “Lord, save us! We’re going to drown!”
26 He replied, “You of little faith, why are you so afraid?” Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
27 The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!”
and after getting surfed out, Jesus sayeth : whereth Mary Magdalen? I needeth a blowjob
which is ironic cause he was the biggest cockblock in history
All good here ClemsonSurf. Hope you are the same. I have some new work on the table but have been in kind of a rut with the Art. Will post something new soon.
Agreed! Thankyou everyone at Swell. Great forcasting and forum. Many years to come
Mr. Swellinfo should be thanking you, Wayne, and the rest of you dudes........
He has a pool because of you guys.......a pool. That's a cement pond for you southern guys.
I'm still waiting for compensation for the seconds of entertainment I provide. I don't have a pool.......that's a cement pond for you guys down south.
Me and Kahuna Kai are planning a lawsuit based on the emotional damages this site has caused me. Kahuna Kai is a lawyer just like Harvey Levinson and Johhny Cochran(he's dead now). There's a list of things this site has done to me: I can't hold a job; I have developed social anxiety due to being attacked by people like Skeglegs and XGEN70; I have developed disassociative(sic) disorders; Oh what? Oh sorry, Kahuna
Sorry I have been advised by counsel not to broadcast any of this publicly.......
Anyway look what this site has done to people. Spicoli is on adderall, posting at 3:00 am; this site has made numerous members alcoholics; it's made Yankee angry at society; and it promotes creepy relationships with children using surfing as a guise to reel them into your van........
"Hey kid you want to go surfing.....well, get into my van and we'll go surfing. Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey"