-the fact that no cop seems to enforce the "No Swimming Within 500' of Pier" "law", but has a hard-on for the 200' marker.
-my nips getting ripped off by the super sticky wax all the cool guys are usin now-a-days
-turtle d*ick from this effed up winter and cold water
I HATE PINHOLESPINHOLESPINHOLESPINHOLES (i have so many…) PINHOLESPINHOLESPINHOLESPINHOLES...
Originally Posted by gnargnarshredda
Metard your profile pic looks like a crack head change it.
Originally Posted by sandblasters
Guys on softops In your way
Better waves down the beach
Guys on softops In your wayQUOTE
YOU SPELLED SOFTOP CORRECTLY. I HATE IT when people don't spell "softop" correctly.
kids who wear tight jeans
little girls who dress like whores when theyr 11
my daddy was an anthater and so was my great granddaddy
oh yea cant forget junkies and alcoholics
I like cats. Yes, hate lifeguards, tourists, kids that do contests that don't even know how to pop up, contests, (even though I'm going to the Northeast Regionals in May) and a bunch of other things that I can't think of right now.