i was always told that the reason for the surf beach is because of the skegs on the board. but that is total bull$hit that you can't get up on the bodyboard. what a kook
I don't skim or boogie skim, but I found your post comical. People like you that have that additude are usually the ones sitting on the beach when it gets above head high. Usually sitting on the shoulder because of not being able to make the drop, or riding fat mushburger waves.
Northbeach has it correct. If your board is over 42 inces you're not on a body board according to city ordinance. So if you get a complaint against you for running kids over leashless the guards can get you on that technicality.