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Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water; Shart Huffer is driving break to break in his Shart Cart, causing havoc.
Cantore is such a f~cking drama queen.
Abrahams is a frigging yappy bimbo (sorry seldom).
Al Roker is a f~cking Al Roker.
Your welcome. Thank you. I'm welcome. Are you thankful? Good evening.
I eat couch cushions and dirt exclusively, so I'm safest.
Only because it knows your looking.
The graph looks like we're getting a huge, pointy, Friday night zit, rather then a swell.
White water to the horizon, just about. It looked pretty friggin huge around here in the ground zero region. Waves smashed houses off there foundations, into other houses, and into the bay. There was...
8:50 pm 10/29/12 buoy 44065 (rip)
32.5 ft @ 14 sec ESE
I only alow women to pet my whale.
Definitely. 5:09 am is gonna be sick in four days.
Or his crappy attitude.
I'm gonna fly a banner for hype yo. F~ckin hype it, yeah, ooooh, get it in there.
I want to see at least 2 more threads hyping this mega swell by the time I get home from work.
It seems many of you have already gone peepee in your panties. After an unspecified number of panties gets unnecessarily ruined by urin, some of you may learn something.
Lucky for you's, SI is...
If the forecast isn't meeting your criteria, challenge Micah to a bench off.
Hash Slinging Slasher?
I think bath salt is the one that makes you eat peoples faces.
Meth does eat your teeth and face though.
You're in control, don't worry.
I don't know why they call it a forecast, when it's the actual future.
Huh? You talking to me SUP?
I don't know who Chael is, don't follow UFC, and don't know what your talking about.
Can I continue smacking off, or am I in time out?
I smacked off...................
At least the waves get to bang though.
Forget sand castles, sculpt slutty mermaids in the sand. Get good at it and post pics.
Forget about surfing until September.
I quit surfing every Summer so it doesn't matter how flat it is.
I loved mine. I got it for summer, but wound up riding it in everything for a year. I went quad, and only recently tried it as a tri. Still fun as sh!t! I bought it during the onset of last summer...
Flatty flat, so flat, it's fat yo.
Waves suck just like surfing.
I quit and bought some fruit boots.
Sorry dork, no sports radio for this guy. I stick to finger painting.