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  1. Thread: grouper attack

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    I would have sexually assaulted it. Nobody takes...

    I would have sexually assaulted it. Nobody takes my fish.
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    i would eat the corn out of her...bag of mixed...

    i would eat the corn out of her...bag of mixed vegetables.
  3. Thread: anyone here.....

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    Praise Jah Almighty

    Praise Jah Almighty
  4. Thread: All the rage

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    don't be mean, yo. i mean, the guy's obviously...

    don't be mean, yo. i mean, the guy's obviously interested in buying one. he's ready to take his wave riding to the next level, and whatnot. just hold the tray and drag your balls, bro.
  5. Thread: dear micah

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    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
  6. Thread: anyone here.....

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    I'm a Costa Rican millionaire in Colones

    I'm a Costa Rican millionaire in Colones
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    That's awesome. I wish my dogs liked the water...

    That's awesome. I wish my dogs liked the water more. They are puzzies when it comes to water.
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    My dogs are alive today for my own entertainment....

    My dogs are alive today for my own entertainment. I rescued both of them from real abuse or from a kill shelter. I treat them well, they get better health care than me, and they are loved by my...
  9. Thread: lunch trayz

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    True. Your wrists can get jacked up. I got some...

    True. Your wrists can get jacked up. I got some mods I'm working on. Sh**ts gonna get real.
  10. Thread: lunch trayz

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    trays are easy to use. so much more surface area...

    trays are easy to use. so much more surface area to plane on. you use your shoulders, back hand, and feet to steer. if you ain't trayin, you ain't playin.
  11. Thread: Shred Update

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    you're fawning over this guy. it's sad. don't...

    you're fawning over this guy. it's sad.

    don't be afraid guys. say it loud and say it proud. your parents won't hate you if you come out of the closet.

    as for me? i'm gonna look up his tight...
  12. Thread: Shred Update

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    hahahahahaha

    hahahahahaha
  13. Thread: Surf Vehicles.

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    fins on backwards alert woop woop

    fins on backwards alert woop woop
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    looks like a POS. besides, you probably couldn't...

    looks like a POS. besides, you probably couldn't kneeboard on it anyways. a paipo is actually a big bodyboard with a fin on it. do one google search and you will discover that. save your money.
  15. Thread: Shred Update

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    I just found this gem from NJshredmachine: "My...

    I just found this gem from NJshredmachine:

    "My list of accomplishments?
    ? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the...
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    hahaha...ha. i had to add the extra 'ha' to...

    hahaha...ha.
    i had to add the extra 'ha' to reach the minimum post requirement.
  17. Noted. Now I don't want to go. I'd rather do Nica.

    Noted. Now I don't want to go. I'd rather do Nica.
  18. Thread: broken longboard

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    Dowels. Wait, scratch that, use McDowells.

    Dowels. Wait, scratch that, use McDowells.
  19. Thread: Shred Update

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    He ran home to his mom's to hide out after...

    He ran home to his mom's to hide out after clocking the guy in the face. Genius. LOL.

    Just checked his FB page...He's got a nice little chiquita 3rd world piece of azz lady friend.

    It's all...
  20. By the way...eat a d**k b**ch!

    By the way...eat a d**k b**ch!
  21. That's no way to treat a gentleman versed in...

    That's no way to treat a gentleman versed in impeccable grammar. Shame on you!
  22. Dearest Trifin1, My sincerest apologies go out...

    Dearest Trifin1,

    My sincerest apologies go out to you. It seems I lacked clear judgment at the time of replying to this chap's questions about his upcoming holiday. I offer you my sincerest...
  23. can someone tell me how to have a better than...

    can someone tell me how to have a better than good time? like, i want to know how i can have so much fun my d**k falls off and my head explodes, at the same time. i don't want to explore anything. i...
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    Price drop. Now $375.

    Price drop. Now $375.
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    I'm gassing up the jet skis and running...

    I'm gassing up the jet skis and running underwater with rocks. Bring that sh**.
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