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  1. Thread: Boston

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    Be careful of the cape. If its a kennedy soundin...

    Be careful of the cape. If its a kennedy soundin mahfahka he could be saying "shacks" or "sharks" you wont know, so clarify before you paddle that beach. Bring a 4/3 and a snorkel because I don't...
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    Yeah I'd give ya five bux for you to get that...

    Yeah I'd give ya five bux for you to get that thing off my lawn.
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    Bro back off, the guy on craigslist says its a...

    Bro back off, the guy on craigslist says its a classic.
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    He's been surfing for 2 yrs and now thinks he's...

    He's been surfing for 2 yrs and now thinks he's tour guide to any surfer who rolls up our coast. Am well acquainted with folks at his "home spot" and those that know him laugh.. he is not what he...
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    Ugh spicoli did not get barreled, I've seen him...

    Ugh spicoli did not get barreled, I've seen him surf.. muy kookie. Others can attest to this fact, this dude is not what he cracks himself out to be. Glad he's blowing up our quiet spots up in Maine...
  6. I love how everyone is ripping this guy apart yet...

    I love how everyone is ripping this guy apart yet still offering sound and solid advice. haha
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    And sorry seldom.. but I am one of those guys who...

    And sorry seldom.. but I am one of those guys who sometimes does the 'swim back out'. If there are a stack of 4-5 waves and my board is upside down, I'll either wait, flip my back over, yada yada or...
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    Always hold your board. You never know if I cut...

    Always hold your board. You never know if I cut your leash.
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    I dropped in on Tom Hanks, who was riding a...

    I dropped in on Tom Hanks, who was riding a wavejet I might add. True story. And in '78 I showed Sonny Liston a wrap around cutback which he credits in his book as inspiration for the right over...
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    Glad someone else speaks my language baddy

    Glad someone else speaks my language baddy
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    Where did you get that info re: 'action predicted...

    Where did you get that info re: 'action predicted that very day' baddy?
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    Finally a Flat Spell

    My arms are burnt, my taxes long long overdue, rent... well I'm living in a tent so got that covered. Time to get my life back together.
  13. Shredmachine? "OMG he shotted" you all heard it.

    Shredmachine? "OMG he shotted" you all heard it.
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    I didn't see a single barrel or air.. lame.

    I didn't see a single barrel or air.. lame.
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    O shush, this is in good taste.

    O shush, this is in good taste.
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    ding a ling advice

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    Its summer time and ding questions are going to wear the **** out of your patience. Here is a meme in celebration of the flat season! BTW surfshops pay me to ride a Roy board into you kooks...
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    Are those G6 Fins?!

    Are those G6 Fins?!
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    I will rip your face off if you try

    I will rip your face off if you try
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    I think it was the longboarders fault, he should...

    I think it was the longboarders fault, he should pay money or lose some teeth. As for the repair duct tape and superglue if you got time, in a pinch rub some wax and sand into it for a day. Good luck...
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    Ugh blow your head off man. Seriously best advice...

    Ugh blow your head off man. Seriously best advice I can give.
  21. I honestly think Medina will be world champion...

    I honestly think Medina will be world champion before Kelly retires. He is emerging and when he does all the haters will be sucking BRAZZZ dikz or wutever the f. Bunch of talentless hacks critiquing...
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    Careful, I got a violation for complaining about...

    Careful, I got a violation for complaining about a violation and insinuating some form of a conspiracy.. so there is definitely some kind of cover up or shady dealings going on by the...
  23. Your premise would be sound if he WASN'T winning...

    Your premise would be sound if he WASN'T winning heats and WAS NOT winning events. But he is.. so kinda shows that he is beating top Americans, Aussies, etc. In fact in years past I feel the reason...
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    Fly a banner for surfboard!

    Fly a banner for surfboard!
  25. Kinda figured it was typical race filled...

    Kinda figured it was typical race filled ethnophobic learn english I can surf better than him mentality. Bottom line the kid rips, and this year is destroying your critiques by laying down some...
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