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And please don't stop until you're in Georgia...

Twins. That's rad. Did you name both of them Reef?

I hate it when other people score and I don't.

You should name him Born2shred. Then he'll name his own kid Born2shred Jr.

Republican Science: "I don't believe in warmer-than-average water temperatures in the Atlantic Ocean BECAUSE THE WATER WAS COLD TODAY AT MY BREAK"

Colorado. They need you there: http://jeffco.us/sheriff/sheriff_T62_R242.htm

Get a hummer H1. Best car I've ever owned. Great on the beach and it'll run over those little Subarus like speed bumps.

Yeah! What were you thinking?... Surfing is not about having fun or sharing the stoke or whatever. Get in the water, do your thing, and get the **** out. And STFU.

Will there be any chicks on your island?