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    use equal parts whale jizz, blood of sup'er or...

    use equal parts whale jizz, blood of sup'er or lifeguard, clear amber shatter, jameson, hot sauce applied liberally to the bottom of the board by a consertvative. Thatll do it..... In other news this...
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    yeah i slayed the bass in monmouth sun then...

    yeah i slayed the bass in monmouth sun then yesterday i casted for 4 hrs and caught 1 blue
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    Austin, go to central park and try it , chasing...

    Austin, go to central park and try it , chasing down anything that will touch you that is. Report back...
  4. Thread: free stank!

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    Have any bearded gnomes tried to fornicate with...

    Have any bearded gnomes tried to fornicate with your alpacas yet now that you've let out the secret? If not be on the lookout i'm sure hes on the way...
  5. Thread: free stank!

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    but while im here free stank

    but while im here free stank
  6. Thread: free stank!

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    i came here cause i thought someone was giving...

    i came here cause i thought someone was giving away weed
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    i believe nynj described him best. Dan...

    i believe nynj described him best. Dan Blitchzeiaren or whatever is a kvnt. Id Like to beat him with a frozen 20 lb bluefish and steal his whores whom he does not deserve
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    Crack smoking snitches should be grabbed by the p...

    Crack smoking snitches should be grabbed by the p ussy. Furthermore, I would like to beat up that poseure Dan Blizerin or whatever and steal his whores. Off to manual labour, good day si.
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    no I just lick the board

    no I just lick the board
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    I wax my boards with hashish

    I wax my boards with hashish
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    truth ^^^^ The next debate should be a cage fight...

    truth ^^^^ The next debate should be a cage fight and the last should be a wild west style duel. I'm sick of hearing these two fools talk.
  12. suck it moderators, we know you love the d

    suck it moderators, we know you love the d
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    will he by any chance be yelling out squeal like...

    will he by any chance be yelling out squeal like a piggy and playing banjo?
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    lol

    lol
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    I know my sister is a whore and I don't care, I'm...

    I know my sister is a whore and I don't care, I'm a man whore so i'm certainly not in a position to judge ones sexual exploits. But what about your girl here in the burkini!?
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    I found a pic of your wife Barry...19113

    I found a pic of your wife Barry...19113
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    This = "Sorry bro i didn't hear you alerting me I...

    This = "Sorry bro i didn't hear you alerting me I was dropping in, I was on my I phone 7....." ....................................................... Anyone seen in the surf with a phone shall be...
  18. Thread: Thanks Obama

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    storm came too close now these seemingly never...

    storm came too close now these seemingly never ending nagging on shores f'ed it all up... Thanks Obama
  19. burning man = cross fitters = vegans = people who...

    burning man = cross fitters = vegans = people who don't stfu
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    agreed... I was just saying no need to...

    agreed... I was just saying no need to counterfeit the logos or anything, but lying about the board being a classic and such is lame
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    All of those brands/names and many more that you...

    All of those brands/names and many more that you might not even suspect, were bought by Chinese pop out companies about ten to fifteen years ago. He might be trumping up a story or not saying its a...
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    it has the bell the reflectors and brakes so I...

    it has the bell the reflectors and brakes so I can pull deep into cavernous barrels much like the one pictured. I took the basket off cause it looked too feminine with that on there.
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    18683 this is my biggest

    18683

    this is my biggest
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    https://youtu.be/awRhB270znA

    https://youtu.be/awRhB270znA
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    Let me translate this: "We here at swell info...

    Let me translate this: "We here at swell info could care less about the convenience of our users. In fact we have been out doing shots of tequila, chasing loose women and laughing at how annoyed...
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