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    Kicks. Great all-around and super comfy. They...

    Kicks. Great all-around and super comfy. They also float, as I confirmed today.
    Dropping a HH closeout beachbreak bomber, right into backwash so big it was breaking. Holy sweet monkey crap did I...
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    Early aughts, I lived in somebody's guest room in...

    Early aughts, I lived in somebody's guest room in a crazy-fancy neighborhood. I was about 1/4 mile from the beach, and 1/2 mile from **t*** *u**, a pretty right-hand point, wind protected and great...
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    *a**** **n*, winter 2002, when I was still full...

    *a**** **n*, winter 2002, when I was still full of p i s s and vinegar. Solid 3-foot OH early morning weekday reeling off just outside the jetty. Oil-slick glass, and a crew of about 12 guys. 4...
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    Dude, are you new? Take your own advice. You're a...

    Dude, are you new? Take your own advice. You're a total kook. You blew one wave, got stuck in the impact zone, and then tried to call a dude off a wave because you don't have the basic skill to get...
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    Because the best waves you will ever see in your...

    Because the best waves you will ever see in your life are going to be going off 24/7 with steady offshores and bathwater temperatures. You're really ok with surfing for just 2-3 hours a day and then...
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    LOL. Quick, somebody quote me so I can piss off...

    LOL. Quick, somebody quote me so I can piss off QueefAssSpicoli!
  7. I know of such a place where the surf pumps...

    I know of such a place where the surf pumps year-round and nobody bats an eyelash if you say you need a vegetarian only meal. Warm water too.
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    I cramp after an hour when I pull a BS 360, or...

    I cramp after an hour when I pull a BS 360, or after a few hours during any maneuver or sprint. It's a fact of life. Nothing you do will help. Banannas do squat. Hydrating just makes you pee. Don't...
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    #1 tip: Do not take your woman to Indo.

    #1 tip:
    Do not take your woman to Indo.
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    This is the summer of eternal swell. Many spots...

    This is the summer of eternal swell. Many spots glassy and going off this AM, but I didn't paddle until the wind got on it in the afternoon. Went to my lazy spot (which also happens to be offshore...
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    Pah! You Europeans always cut and run when things...

    Pah! You Europeans always cut and run when things get dicey! Did I bail from *a**a* when SARS hit? No! I ate street food, surfed epic typhoon swell, and didn't worry about it.

    But seriously, hope...
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    Your site is a fail. My tribe are my neighbors...

    Your site is a fail. My tribe are my neighbors and friends who I surf with every day, not some bunch of internet hodads. Keep your herd south of OC. You're not welcome up north, unless you come alone...
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    Dammit! Marie wiped out my home break! There's no...

    Dammit! Marie wiped out my home break! There's no sand left, and it was breaking just a few yards out from the seawall today. It should have been a solid session, but instead I had to go for a run....
  14. Lol, I've only ever shot the OB pier, and it was...

    Lol, I've only ever shot the OB pier, and it was on a pretty small day. Never climbed out on a jetty or jumped off a pier in order to paddle out. I figure if it's too big to legit paddle, it's too...
  15. I'm surprised Laird was at Malizoo and not **tt**...

    I'm surprised Laird was at Malizoo and not **tt** **m*. I used to see him SUP'ing his LB in the early aughts back before SUP was a thing. I guess he figured the larger surf would thin the herd. ***...
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    We've been surfing every day. I'm on the WC...

    We've been surfing every day. I'm on the WC pretty often. Here now, actually. Do you really wanna hear about how good it's been? Last week was HH+, glassy, and barreling with tropical swell, the...
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    Pfft. Since when did boogers and standups...

    Pfft.

    Since when did boogers and standups give a good gawddam about Johnny Law? I've been dodging police, lifeguards, private security, angry homeowners, snapping canines, and even the eff'n...
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    4/3 with booties and a hood is good for all of CA...

    4/3 with booties and a hood is good for all of CA north of SD. It doesn't really get that cold, even on "cold" days. The water regulates the temp right at the beach. The coldest I've ever seen it was...
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    Lol, I'm back stateside, and there are PLENTY of...

    Lol, I'm back stateside, and there are PLENTY of surfers here.

    Paddled out at *e yesterday, and I was the second guy out by virtue of sprinting pretty much straight from PCH to the water. Caught...
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    I've seen drones over the popular break near my...

    I've seen drones over the popular break near my place. Drones are good in every way.

    If I get to see some footage of myself: Good.
    If I get to see the operator cry when somebody scrambles his...
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    Ouch! That smarts!

    Ouch! That smarts!
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    Got in one last day in **n**n* before shipping...

    Got in one last day in **n**n* before shipping back to the 'states. 2.4 meters hot, sunny, and glassy. Beautiful.

    Gonna miss some epic typhoon swell, but it looks like I'll be able to pick up some...
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    Wrote this a few days ago, but internet was down...

    Wrote this a few days ago, but internet was down then due to the typhoon, and I forgot I had saved it:

    >>>

    I'm writing this as torrential rains from Matmo's outer bands are whipping the ****...
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    A'ight, Zombie, you can flip those oil rigs the...

    A'ight, Zombie, you can flip those oil rigs the bird. If we were all living like you, BP wouldn't have the fiscal motivation to drill out there. Not being sarcastic here.

    I'm the Al Gore of this...
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    What a cop-out! You're too poor to be...

    What a cop-out! You're too poor to be environmentally friendly? Being truly poor IS environmentally friendly. If you couldn't afford your car, you'd be forced to take public transit or bike to work....
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