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    It would be awesome to be Eskimo Brothers with...

    It would be awesome to be Eskimo Brothers with Billy Clinton; just note sure I want that bond to be through the loins of Hillary. Monica, maybe?
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    Until the economically conservative/socially...

    Until the economically conservative/socially liberal party comes around, I'll be voting for Deez Nuts.
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    1% of SUPs are competent enough to go backside. ...

    1% of SUPs are competent enough to go backside. They're a pretty easy bunch to figure out.

    Longboarders on the other hand, I have no clue what is going to happen...
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    Sounds like you're investing all the time and...

    Sounds like you're investing all the time and energy into the wrong thing. Take a break from the ocean and learn to swim. If you go belly-up in a hurricane swell, you'll most likely ruin those...
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    keyword: barrier If this glorified sandbar...

    keyword: barrier

    If this glorified sandbar gets taken out to sea, whatever ignorant forms of construction on the other side of it will be on the next plane out.
  6. Thread: New Board

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    worthless

    worthless
  7. Thread: New Board

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    That board brings back some memories. First one...

    That board brings back some memories. First one I ever owned 11 years ago.
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    That board brings back some memories. First one...

    That board brings back some memories. First one I ever owned 11 years ago.
  9. Thread: Pro tahiti

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    Didn't realize JJF is back. For the win...

    Didn't realize JJF is back. For the win irregardless.
  10. Thread: Pro tahiti

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    I think it depends how much the CT wants a brazzo...

    I think it depends how much the CT wants a brazzo to win or if they want to run the contest in real conditions.

    If the contest is run in small conditions, I'll go Medina. If it's big, either...
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    This is how it works, have you ever watched South...

    This is how it works, have you ever watched South Park? Do you want the Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich?
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    I've always liked the idea of a president that...

    I've always liked the idea of a president that hasn't spent their whole life as a politician. It has been pretty great watching Trump make the other GOPs squirm in the debates.
  13. Enjoy it while you can; surf season ends on Labor...

    Enjoy it while you can; surf season ends on Labor Day!
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    You live probably less than two miles from the...

    You live probably less than two miles from the Maine border, yet this slim geographical margin gives you intellectual superiority over the finest citizens of New England?

    Your forum banter is...
  15. skiing. i'm always looking for hacks and...

    skiing. i'm always looking for hacks and cutbacks.
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    The angriest man in Maine. I find it very...

    The angriest man in Maine.

    I find it very surprising that kind of thing would happen in your waters, especially since it seems this was between two red-blooded Americans. You should refrain...
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    You would need something that grovels well, but...

    You would need something that grovels well, but totally waist high.
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    You too, seldom. My forum activity has been...

    You too, seldom. My forum activity has been pretty low in the past few months. It's a combination of content not compelling me to post, my employer increasing my workload, and barry. Mostly barry.
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    Just don't come crying to us when you're dying of...

    Just don't come crying to us when you're dying of dehydration and there's no nutrients left in your soil to grow anything. If California is so awesome, I'm sure you'll figure something out on your...
  20. Thread: salad days

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    clear licker is for women and queers

    clear licker is for women and queers
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    I've been forced into surfing guarded beaches...

    I've been forced into surfing guarded beaches more in the past two summers. It bothers me beyond belief when I get a whistle blown at me to move into a surf zone that is way too crowded when there...
  22. Thread: Tear-Jerker

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    such a dink

    such a dink
  23. Thread: Tear-Jerker

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    A link to the link. I don't know why you guys...

    A link to the link. I don't know why you guys aren't seeing the embedded one from Vimeo, but apparently you're just not on the same level as seldom and me.
    ...
  24. Thread: Tear-Jerker

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    que?

    que?
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    Tear-Jerker

    I saw this on a cheesy surf-related site that will not be mentioned. Our merry band of degenerates has two things in common: a love of surfing and dogs. It's alright to cry and it seems that these...
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