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    In prison, we did what are called 'Bo Jacksons'....

    In prison, we did what are called 'Bo Jacksons'.
    Do one push up, jump up, take a step and tap the wall with your hand.
    Do TWO push ups, jump up, and tap the wall with your hand.
    Do Three push...
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    When I asked him what was his favorite part of...

    When I asked him what was his favorite part of surfing he said, 'Duck Diving'
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    11987 My two oldest surf but were never "pushed"...

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    My two oldest surf but were never "pushed" into doing it.They just did it I guess because they saw their father, uncles, and cousins all doing it. Same with fishing and hunting. My youngest...
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    Bigger than Bertha here too. Heading out now....

    Bigger than Bertha here too. Heading out now. Will report later. This swell needs a name. How about Gupta? That's Shred's main Hindu bieatch.
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    I have been in contact with president Shred. He...

    I have been in contact with president Shred. He has ordered me, the General William Tecumseh Sherman of New Jersey, to deliver a preemptive strike to breaks from OCMD to OBX, SENC to Marias and...
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    And one more thing Head H0mo: Click on a couple...

    And one more thing Head H0mo:
    Click on a couple ads before you leave. The site needs the business.
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    Now you are on here doing the sh!t you were...

    Now you are on here doing the sh!t you were railing against. Calling people douche bag and little girls. Here a news flash: If you don't like the people who currently post here or don't like what is...
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    Meet up point is Tabernacle. Then, we wander down...

    Meet up point is Tabernacle. Then, we wander down into Chatsworth. It is there that the consumption of potions will begin. Everything that happens after that is up to chance or the Jersey Devil....
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    I'm gonna keep doing this sh!t until you f@ckers...

    I'm gonna keep doing this sh!t until you f@ckers stop the b!tching.
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    Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Bagism, Shagism,...

    Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
    Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
    This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
    All we are saying is give peace a chance
    All we are saying is give peace a chance
    ...
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    Kum bay ya, my Love, kum bay ya; Kum bay ya, my...

    Kum bay ya, my Love, kum bay ya;
    Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
    Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
    O Lord, kum bay ya.
    Someone's crying, my Lord, kum bay ya;
    Someone's crying, my Lord, kum bay...
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    I had a great time this morning. In the water at...

    I had a great time this morning. In the water at 6:15 AM. Out at 9:45. Maybe 10-15 guys out, all spread out and no kookiness or stupidity seen. Waist high and clean. The bigger sets seemed to close...
  13. You think Jersey girls are bad? Try being married...

    You think Jersey girls are bad? Try being married to a German-Irish biker girl from Pennslytucky for the past 22 years.
  14. Thread: Bertha

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    Chavez; "Hey boss, you know that problem I was...

    Chavez; "Hey boss, you know that problem I was having with my ear?"
    Boss; "Yeah"
    Chavez: " Well I have an appt. with an ENT doc on Wednesday morning at 10:30 in Philly."
    Boss: "Ain't there any ENT...
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    You're not from South Philly are you?

    You're not from South Philly are you?
  16. I had a run in with a black bear yearling on...

    I had a run in with a black bear yearling on Saturday while bass fishing in upstate PA. Luckily momma wasn't around. He just came wandering right over to me. He kept looking at me (creepy) then he...
  17. Thanks Seen, happened about 6 years ago but it's...

    Thanks Seen, happened about 6 years ago but it's still burned in my mind and has been repeated over and over and over again to citizens and dogs.
  18. Good work Pump, just watch your a$$.

    Good work Pump, just watch your a$$.
  19. Not sure about the Zeitgeist movie thing but I DO...

    Not sure about the Zeitgeist movie thing but I DO know what I have experienced within my life or in my 'sphere'.
    I have seen streams in Northern PA once teaming with trout now void of fish. Fracking...
  20. And guess what? WE are all the enemy now. Even...

    And guess what? WE are all the enemy now. Even after I got arrested and incarcerated I used to laugh at all the "we are a Police state" "black helicopter" people. But the more I look around, the more...
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    The sad thing is I live only 10-15 minutes from...

    The sad thing is I live only 10-15 minutes from there. I'd rather dump where I stand them hold it for a short car ride.
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    I know that parking lot well. south end OCNJ. I...

    I know that parking lot well. south end OCNJ. I have taken many a dump in the Winter in the bushes next to the life guard station.
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    My sincere condolences to his family and those...

    My sincere condolences to his family and those that knew him. Long May He Ride.
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    No, let's not free him. Although I agree with him...

    No, let's not free him. Although I agree with him thumping the fruit with the little dog, I want to see him do some time. REAL time, like a nice stay at Rikers. He's already bat-sh!t crazy. Imagine...
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    Nothing a boob job wouldn't fix

    Nothing a boob job wouldn't fix
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