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    Fortunately the dog wasn't hurt. Labor Day = the...

    Fortunately the dog wasn't hurt. Labor Day = the lull between the tourists and the fishhooks.
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    Sure, then Mommy and Daddy whip out their iphones...

    Sure, then Mommy and Daddy whip out their iphones and I'm on youtube beating up their special little snowflake before the cops respond to the 911 call. Then I wind up in jail, just like ol' Corey. ...
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    I decided to take my dog to the beach late this...

    I decided to take my dog to the beach late this afternoon for a swim, since there's no surf. I waited and waited for a bunch of fat assed tourists to clear the stairway over the sand dune, followed...
  4. Jaysus! Couldn't he have just rolled her or...

    Jaysus! Couldn't he have just rolled her or something?

    I reckon I'm as misanthropic as Seldom Seen. I suppose I'd try to help if I saw a homo sapiens in trouble, but if they were all panicky...
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    Yes, ironic isn't it? I drive a 2013 Camry. ...

    Yes, ironic isn't it?

    I drive a 2013 Camry. 30 mpg and up, I put on some Thule roof racks for my longboard, and my 'real' board, aka sponge, can just be tossed in the trunk.
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    Now I've got one for "Invest in Oil and Gas...

    Now I've got one for "Invest in Oil and Gas Drilling" at the top of the page, and Oil Boom on the right. I have seen the green energy ad once or twice, though.
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    Am I the only one getting this ad on SI for "Oil...

    Am I the only one getting this ad on SI for "Oil Boom, earn income, 3rd generation oil operator, producing wells"? That's when I'm not seeing the one about hot asian mail order brides, of course.
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    We are all slaves to the system. But a little...

    We are all slaves to the system. But a little conservation might have gone a long way over the last few decades. Most of us don't need to drive gas guzzlers, for instance, yet so many do. And it...
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    So this means that there are two SUPs out there,...

    So this means that there are two SUPs out there, lethal weapons that those things are, drifting around on the ocean. An accident waiting to happen.
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    You and the Mrs. should check this **** out: ...

    You and the Mrs. should check this **** out:

    http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

    Maybe it'll help with your decision making process.

    I like to have a cold one in the afternoons, read this...
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    Yeah, right. So were you always insane, or is it...

    Yeah, right. So were you always insane, or is it the result of having this ridiculous brood? 'Cause I can absolutely see how 7 or 8 kids would do the trick.

    Get a vasectomy.
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    Good idea. I mounted a borrowed Gopro on the...

    Good idea. I mounted a borrowed Gopro on the nose of my board. Not a flattering camera angle on a sponge, let me tell you.
  13. Wow. It's quite the bromantic nostalgia trip...

    Wow. It's quite the bromantic nostalgia trip y'all are taking over this shredmachine person. But I can see from reading over the old threads that he didn't get a lotta love in his short time here...
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    Drill a hole, avoid the stringer or stringers. ...

    Drill a hole, avoid the stringer or stringers.

    Bodyboard, like surfboard.
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    Maybe they didn't have the opportunity to learn...

    Maybe they didn't have the opportunity to learn to surf when they were younger. If you did, consider yourself lucky and don't begrudge your elders the chance to give it a try.

    I took it up in my...
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    Oh, yeah. All those surfcasters are just awesome...

    Oh, yeah. All those surfcasters are just awesome watermen, with the utmost respect for surfers, swimmers, the beach and the ocean. You'd never, for instance, encounter a surf fisherman who would,...
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    Yes, it is a curse. I can't enjoy the beach like...

    Yes, it is a curse. I can't enjoy the beach like the normals do. Unfortunate for me, since it's the only attraction around here.

    I have a trip planned for next month, and I'm worried that there...
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    Kicks. They've got a soft foot pocket and a thin...

    Kicks. They've got a soft foot pocket and a thin stretchy heel strap. No discomfort at all.
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    I'm all in favor of tick bombing 'em, but Lyme...

    I'm all in favor of tick bombing 'em, but Lyme disease isn't usually fatal, so it doesn't seem like ticks would be the most effective WMD. But I suppose if we killed them all there'd be nobody left...
  20. Haha. Or maybe he's Catholic and it's the...

    Haha. Or maybe he's Catholic and it's the dress-wearing dude in Rome that he listens to? In either case, that vasectomy is long overdue.
  21. 8 kids? WTF? They're right, you are insane. I...

    8 kids? WTF? They're right, you are insane. I suppose the voice inside your head (aka Jebus) tells you to go forth and multiply or something, right?
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    Wasn't really between me and the wave, I was...

    Wasn't really between me and the wave, I was holding it beside me but I think the wave twisted the tail of it around. Lethal weapons!
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    Yeah, darkside has power. Skull cracking power. ...

    Yeah, darkside has power. Skull cracking power. I rented a 10'6 SurfTech one day it was almost flat, not to try to surf, just to paddle around out beyond the break. I was walking it in through...
  24. Some sort of fundamentalist family fun day at the...

    Some sort of fundamentalist family fun day at the beach. The two girls were swimming in the ocean wearing ankle length, long sleeved dresses that looked like nuns' habits, or something the Amish...
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    Haha, I drove a cab for a few years, too. Saw...

    Haha, I drove a cab for a few years, too. Saw much road rage.

    I did the foot off the gas thing for yesterday's tailgater. I'll have to try the windshield washer trick next.
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