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    usually i keep my car on during the...

    usually i keep my car on during the session...full heat blasting.. then on the walk back to my car i urinate myself then pour a bottle of hot sauce in my suit. once at the car i cut my suit open with...
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    rob machado is the only "drifter" who has a full...

    rob machado is the only "drifter" who has a full film crew with him at all times
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    mac's is a super secret spot....cant speak of it...

    mac's is a super secret spot....cant speak of it here. but lets just say when you dont feel like dealing with everybody as s-turns...it is the place to go. it can fire...not a lot of barrels it can...
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    Mac oca...perfect a-frames all day. How bout...

    Mac oca...perfect a-frames all day. How bout yourself?
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    yesssir just got home....it was so sick oh my...

    yesssir just got home....it was so sick oh my sweet goodness
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    hell yeah thats badass. i'd love to have a horse...

    hell yeah thats badass. i'd love to have a horse to take me to a sandbar and then chill out while i surf
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    Zach, I'm completely with you on this. San Diego...

    Zach, I'm completely with you on this. San Diego is crowded as **** with a bunch of talented surfers so I take what you say over most people on this site. Two of my friends got jumped the other day...
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    hahahahah Surfjdog its time for you to stop...

    hahahahah Surfjdog its time for you to stop talking
  9. dude let me get one of those free plane tickets...

    dude let me get one of those free plane tickets from you and we'll go to hawaii
  10. I got arrested by two cops for truancy and got...

    I got arrested by two cops for truancy and got In-School-Suspension last month for going to check the waves

    Well worth it!!!
  11. Thread: quote

    by retrosurfvb
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    "Being naked is illegal but who says its wrong?"...

    "Being naked is illegal but who says its wrong?"
    -Wontonwonton
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    Perhaps one day we could set aside our...

    Perhaps one day we could set aside our differences and drink at the same table together. I will see you around ughVeeBee. Godspeed.
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    Let me tell you something boy, I'm a grown ass...

    Let me tell you something boy, I'm a grown ass man. I was raised in the Andes mountains by a pack of wild wolves. I've seen sasquatch, and I kicked his ass. I once single-handedly fought off a pack...
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    Are you serious?? There have been so many waves...

    Are you serious?? There have been so many waves since spring has started!! There have been AT LEAST 4 times where we have had 3 or more days in a row of good waist-shoulder days. OH MY SWEET EARTH....
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    Yo dude I'm about to do that tomorrow so i'll let...

    Yo dude I'm about to do that tomorrow so i'll let you know how it goes
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    Long Beach New York

    Hey guys,

    Heading up to Manhattan this week and I was hoping to get some waves wednesday/thursday in Long Beach. Any advice on where to surf, park, etc.? If you dont want to blow up any spots, I...
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    thanks for the responses. I know this question...

    thanks for the responses. I know this question doesn't have a single answer but how much money would be smart to have saved up if I were planning to be on the road for a month?
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    cali road trip

    Anybody ever done the full drive from the East Coast to West? What's it like? I'm trying to plan a trip for this summer
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    hahahaha did you really just start a comment by...

    hahahaha did you really just start a comment by calling everyone ****s???
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    no joke my friend had one of those in his...

    no joke my friend had one of those in his apartment but it messed up the ceiling during parties when people would get on it. totally worth the 75 bucks though!!!
  21. Thread: vb today?

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    yep i did north end of the pier and drifted a few...

    yep i did north end of the pier and drifted a few streets. only one other guy out. it was fun as hell!! pretty windy and funky though. can't wait for tomorrow!
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    sounds like we have ourselves an angry hollister...

    sounds like we have ourselves an angry hollister customer!!
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    oh this swell is on!!!!!!! HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!

    oh this swell is on!!!!!!! HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!
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    Oooh my sweet goodness

    When the hell are there going to be waves???!!! I'm about to lose it!!!!!!!!!!
  25. Thread: Unicorns

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    That would explain why i got naked and wrestled...

    That would explain why i got naked and wrestled those "disabled" people in that retirement home but it doesn't explain how a ****in horse flew in front of my eyes. now that was a unicorn sighting my...
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