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Shred has changed his name to "watchmyguns" (join date may, 1 2013)

SHRED, Get back on your old name. You can't go changing names on us...we need you!!

We don't hate him, we are all just so fascinated and interested in the life of NJshredmachine!

All we are trying to do here is get to know him a little more and hope to hear more about some of...

He will just post a video of someone else off youtube or vimeo. Did you not see the post where he blatantly copied and pasted the proper protein shake intake off the internet? haha

hahahahaha!! I've never laughed so hard out loud at a forum thread on here before!

SHRED, GET BACK ON HERE AND TELL US MORE! Is it possible that we can see a REAL PICTURE of you? Would you be...

None of us on here are real surfers...we envy you Shred.

We all want to surf 23 footers in NJ and bang only models, while being able to bench 400lbs, making six figures, and driving the fastest...

Actually, only for 30 seconds in between getting shacked and having an interview with surfer mag

7am wrestle sharks
8am pound beers
9am paddle out, get shacked
9:01am get shacked again
9:02...

BOOM! Classic NJshredmachine post!

How about more details about what you do during your typical day....

Can you PLEASE provide an example of just a couple of your accomplishments?

See Shred, you have a fan club on here!

I'm not being sarcastic, I truly want to hear some stories

haha yeah...but you have to admit you want to hear some of his stories too!

NJshredmachine,

Got any good stories to tell? We would all love to hear more about some of your epic accomplishments, adventures, or encounters!

hahaha!!!


Where is he on this thread?? I'm anxiously awaiting for him to chime in....

njshredmachine hides in caves when he bails out of 23ft NJ waves...then he goes to bench 400lbs and then later hooks up with his smoking hot gf

Please say some more ridiculous things that we can all laugh at

LOL! This is the best thread ever

LOLOLOL! This can't be for real...

worse, sand bars are way out and its real deep

I wore my 3/2 today in MD and was fine

Anyone got any tips on storing your winter suit so it doesn't get all dried out?

I feel like when I leave my suits hanging in my closet for awhile they get that dry and rough feel to them. I wash...

neither of them

Has anyone ridden a Fishcuit and found something just as fast on super weak waves, but a tad easier to put on rail?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiZArndQCXY

Neil Young - Down By the River

It's a timeless piece

If its overhead and powerful I will ride straight toward the beach in front of the wave and jump off my board feet first then tuck into a ball.

If its under head high or so I will just punch...

Got a 5'6 fishcuit the will catch a ripple...may sell it for the right price.