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Never pinch pennys on wetsuits. Both suits suck so much i would not wear a free one.

You're arguing about which D grade wetsuit is better. They both suck

You are 47 and post on surf forums using angry face emoticons. You plan to surf with your "friends" a week ahead of time. Then you get mad when someone answers your ridiculous posts venting about how...

Its actually impossible to be addicted.

none of this **** matters at all, unless you surf for a living (and no one on here does). You have a V between your legs

Yes friend being a "local pro" makes your a loser. All of them suck, and if they lived in Socal ( and you should know this) they would be nobodys. Go to blacks on a good day and 90% of the guys out...

HAHAHA no, he died in Dallas because he was a drug addict, and he over dosed

"you are" a vagina

Wetsuit > Trunks

UC San Diego. Walk to Blacks...enough said

Oh great not only are you telling everyone to come surf there but your lying to make more people come. It was not DOH, youre on crack. Here is the real truth, it sucked. There was a gang of Great...

yeah safety if your surfing Pipe. Safety has nothing to do with it when its waist high, you are just using that as an excuse like everyone else does so you don't have to battle for waves. "we need it...

who cares... wont be the last time you cut someone off, or the last time you get cut off. The problem was that you thought you needed to go and make things worse by chasing him down the beach. People...

Somebody is mad they cant read surf forecasts. Its sad that you rely on the surf description and cant make your own calls. Surfline is the biggest surf forecast website ever and the best by far. In...

Being 21 sucks, bars suck, paying $5 a beer sucks, basically everything sucks about being 21 besides airports during layovers. Enjoy being under 21, and the adventure of finding beer without just...

it must be true if you say someone saw you

Step 1) Watch a surf video of guys getting barrels and punting with out a jet ski.
Step 2) Get frustrated because you cant punt airs or get good barrels.
Step 3) Think real hard about how you can...

"So anybody that claims they "want" to drop in, I say go for it, that s##t will eventually catch up with you."
It will catch up to me as long as its not riding a boogie board.

ZaGaffer is the biggest piece of trash on this site. Look at every single discussion thread and I guarantee this idiot is on there somewhere trying to act like he is Kelly Slater, gifting all of us...

Just get a Nicaraguan driver to take you to and from Managua. You don't really need a car and like you said driving around can be quite expensive. If you get a driver that is local they do not get...

Playa Colorados

Ohhhh your sooo tough. You and "the boys" are sooo scary. Are you the North Carolina Kala Alexander? I bet you do BJJ too. End yourself

Why don't I have a truck that is built for deep sand? Because then I would be limiting my access to vagina, since chicks don't dig pick up trucks. Stop commenting, your an idiot

Thanks for the positive feedback. Wow so its would be hard to even make it to Rodanthe. Surfline and Swellinfo both put the water temp at 60 plus, which I don't understand.

HAHAHA your a clown bud. I guess you said some stupid ****, and I called you on it. You're not witty, and nothing you said was even remotely funny. Glad you feel like you're "getting me", but really...