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  1. It's all about finding balance in your life. If...

    It's all about finding balance in your life. If you are a surfer, moving 6 hours form the ocean will throw you way off balance. You, the ocean, and the poon-tang must find harmony. I spent almost all...
  2. Mrs. Earl of Funk is always yapping about the...

    Mrs. Earl of Funk is always yapping about the lack of money and maybe I should sell off some of my quiver. Then, I just give her a good pipe laying and all that talk ends. You can do that, or tell...
  3. To the OP, I think you should check flights from...

    To the OP, I think you should check flights from Florida right to Rafael Hernández Airport (BQN) on the West Coast. From Isabella to Rincon (where I used to live) is your best bet. If you go to...
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    Depends upon how big the storm wuz. Remember...

    Depends upon how big the storm wuz. Remember surfing during/after Irene?? Coffee-colored nastiness. Wouldn't a missed it for the world though...
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    That last scene is similar to what my bedroom has...

    That last scene is similar to what my bedroom has been like since my wife read that 50 Shades of Grey book.
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    Poll: All valid points. I've been open-ocean swimming...

    All valid points. I've been open-ocean swimming for decades and I find that keeping your rhythm doing freestyle is not only the most efficient, but the most relaxing. However, when doing open-ocean...
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    This type of thread pops up once a week in the...

    This type of thread pops up once a week in the Summer. It was only a month ago that myself, Pumpmaster, Lee, and others got our asses chewed out by the shiny, happy people on here for saying that...
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    Yeah man, I've had 4 "non-symmetrical" melanoma...

    Yeah man, I've had 4 "non-symmetrical" melanoma growths removed that were caused by being out in the sun (surfing,fishing, etc) The first 30 years of my life I never wore sunscreen. The last 20 I've...
  9. Mr Furley was the REAL ladies man.

    Mr Furley was the REAL ladies man.
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    In Rehobeth beach, if your not wearing a banana...

    In Rehobeth beach, if your not wearing a banana hammock in water over 70 degrees then your not cool. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  11. Bryan Kest's Power Yoga DVDs will limber you up....

    Bryan Kest's Power Yoga DVDs will limber you up. You'll get a boner if you got to a class. Tight little bodies all bent into down dog......
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    Mayor Vaughn: [to reporter] I'm pleased and happy...

    Mayor Vaughn: [to reporter] I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful...
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    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a...

    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up,...
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    A jury in Gwinnett County, Ga., has awarded $3...

    A jury in Gwinnett County, Ga., has awarded $3 million to the widow of an Atlanta police officer who died while having three-way sex
    According to court documents cited by the television station,...
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    My neighbor is a cop. His dog Sh*ts on my lawn...

    My neighbor is a cop. His dog Sh*ts on my lawn and he doesn't pick it up. He is drunk with the power to let his dog crap wherever it wants. After dark, I pick up the turds on a shovel and throw them...
  16. Cloudbreak. I must surf Cloudbreak.

    Cloudbreak. I must surf Cloudbreak.
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    Yep. When dropping a deuce on the beach or in the...

    Yep. When dropping a deuce on the beach or in the dunes, ALWAYS make sure your arse faces AWAY from the wind. I'm an expert beach/dunes dumper (even do the "tuck in" so as to not wiz on my...
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    Ahh, my old arch-nemesis Crazy Arthur...

    Ahh, my old arch-nemesis Crazy Arthur Brown-stained surf trunks. Due to your old age, you have this story muddled a bit. We were at the Wooden Jetty during Hurricane Dennis Labor Day 1999. You snaked...
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    Never said I was upset about you calling me an...

    Never said I was upset about you calling me an a$$hole. Once again you assume something. I've been called much worse. trust me. You sounded like a liberal when you got on your high horse. I didn't...
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    Wow, Holy crap, I haven't been on the computer in...

    Wow, Holy crap, I haven't been on the computer in almost 24 hours (working, surfing, coaching T-ball, etc) and I see this thread is still going. It is actually pretty cool to see such strong opinions...
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    PJ, You summed up what I was trying to say...

    PJ,
    You summed up what I was trying to say along. Thanks.
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    Dear Kyle, Sorry for the late reply to all of...

    Dear Kyle,
    Sorry for the late reply to all of your wisdom. I was surfing then working. Please don't call me a Neanderthal because I explained how it WAS when I first learned to surf. I never said it...
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    I am with Lee. It seems like it is not just...

    I am with Lee. It seems like it is not just surfing that is going through a "pussification" but the whole country. I know I will be accused of old fartism here but it WAS different when I learned....
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    I'm thinking about going on a surf trip. Does...

    I'm thinking about going on a surf trip. Does anyone know if there are waves in Puerto Rico? What about the Outer Banks in North Carolina? Are there reefs in Hawaii???
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    Damn Lee, that'll work! Good detective work bro.

    Damn Lee, that'll work! Good detective work bro.
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