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    metard said you took a dump in the west wing...

    metard said you took a dump in the west wing toilet that doesn't even have running water. True or untrue?
  2. Thread: October

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    Course dogg! October's the month where all the...

    Course dogg! October's the month where all the wahines are looking to get locked down for the winter. So last year, there was this really freaky one near Halloween...

    Oh you meant surf stories,...
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    Lol next swell "I can't come in today. I've...

    Lol next swell "I can't come in today. I've contracted the Ebola."
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    Then you're selling the wrong schitt bro. Gotta...

    Then you're selling the wrong schitt bro. Gotta sell what you fully believe in to the core, then they can feel your juice when you're kickin it.

    Rapport is everything.
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    You ever caught yourself in the slippery close...

    You ever caught yourself in the slippery close Bi-Stater is describing? Craze bro.
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    Bro, what are you, some math magician? ...

    Bro, what are you, some math magician?

    Starchy, watch out for rcarter and his voodoo math that other suthnas can't come close to computing.
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    No doubt braddah. Literally all I do is travel...

    No doubt braddah. Literally all I do is travel and work hard to better others. It's my career at this point. Honestly, I put in an enormous amount of effort even setting up the situation of the...
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    lol so comical. In what, actual way am I...

    lol so comical. In what, actual way am I exploiting people? If you think I'm an actual "salesman" as you guys are using the term, I'm far from it. I don't sell merchandise. I have no connection...
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    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0af24dca17b0abd903...

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0af24dca17b0abd903c124eed6ddffe38b83199e58267ac5a54f07ae145cc52f.jpg
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    http://kentuckybasketballforum.com/uploads/images/...

    http://kentuckybasketballforum.com/uploads/images/LOL-UMAD-BRO1gqf.jpg

    Let's see, according to you, I'm:
    - a scumbag
    - ****
    - not alive
    - non-intellectual
    - a great typist (aka I CAN READ)
    -...
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    lol bro, is this another rant you're gonna end up...

    lol bro, is this another rant you're gonna end up apologizing for in 6 hours like last time? If that's what blows your hair back bruh, have at it.

    Curious to which response you're talking about...
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    Course bruh. Who don't? ...

    Course bruh. Who don't?

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0c/0cdc99ec06c6e2a9c1054edb49106cadd11ce0c08d4f7ba988cecd795395a400.jpg
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    143 to you too, braw. Git-R-Done goes in the...

    143 to you too, braw. Git-R-Done goes in the Glossary. You need to fly a banner for it first though.

    But Bruh, you don't have to pay a dime to see Spicoli sell schitt! You see it on the reg at...
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    Bro, I'm so non-mainstream it's not even funny. ...

    Bro, I'm so non-mainstream it's not even funny. I live in a circle of impact (which is pretty big), not a circle of concern like 97% of society. Everything I do, including the economy I operate in,...
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    You 9 to 5ers just don't get what the salesmen...

    You 9 to 5ers just don't get what the salesmen gets. He gets that you only get to eat what you kill. The salesman is the consummate closer. He is nature embodied. Without him, nothing gets done and...
  16. Thread: Wetsuit

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    Well done buoys. Well done. Dis break is a...

    Well done buoys. Well done. Dis break is a well-oiled machine.
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    Such a sic post. Please see my post just like...

    Such a sic post. Please see my post just like this (minus the Bundy ref) in the Missed Connections tread yesterday. Take nothing personally. Rejection insensitivity is the key to success.
  18. Thread: TSA blows

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    Lol seldom, where's that "dis tread is long. I...

    Lol seldom, where's that "dis tread is long. I started it." quote come from? Saw you posted it the other day too.



    So you're saying the struggle is real?
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    Is this a surf forum or NPR? Damn braddahs. Let's...

    Is this a surf forum or NPR? Damn braddahs. Let's talk bout da surf.
  20. Thread: TSA blows

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    Dis tread suxxxxxxxx. So does every other one...

    Dis tread suxxxxxxxx.

    So does every other one you cats get all super-over political in.
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    Slashdog, great stuff. I really like that idea of...

    Slashdog, great stuff. I really like that idea of filling the space with an equivalent foam block. Good creative stuff.

    As for that nose, chop it off and seal it up. We've established a while ago...
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    Bro, if you were a real islander you'd respek the...

    Bro, if you were a real islander you'd respek the Axe albeit overpowering it with your Gucci spray. Don't fake the funk bruh. Axe around, you'll see. The wahines love it and only costs pennies...
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    Look at the twin-fin on her.

    Look at the twin-fin on her.
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    Bro, your sister's a good sport for letting you...

    Bro, your sister's a good sport for letting you and buddy touch her like that.

    leetymike808 will back me up on the power of Axe.
  25. Thread: TSA blows

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    Sic post Starchy! "Armed to the teeth" is a...

    Sic post Starchy!

    "Armed to the teeth" is a great saying.
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