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    2009 at Macaroni's: Emerged from the cool A/C...

    2009 at Macaroni's:
    Emerged from the cool A/C berths belowdecks into the steamy tropical pre-dawn. Feeling the sandpaper deck under my feet as I watch empty maccas peeling off chest-high over and...
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    Do you pee in your suit?

    Do you pee in your suit?
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    What sort of panty-waist sissy-boy thinks the UK...

    What sort of panty-waist sissy-boy thinks the UK is a dangerous country? Do you ever crawl out from under the bed without your security blanket?

    I've been to dangerous countries. England ain't one...
  4. Thread: Held Under

    by Speed Bump
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    Ragdoll (or ball up and protect the head/neck if...

    Ragdoll (or ball up and protect the head/neck if I think I'm gonna bounce off the bottom) and conserve air until the wave releases. Then follow the board to the surface. If the leash broke, find the...
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    Take that, Val kook!

    http://news.yahoo.com/surfers-win-over-billionaire-california-beach-ruling-173217617.html

    That Silicon Valley kook can't use his billions to block surfers. Good news. Now let's get the gate on...
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    Man, Marie wiped out my homebreak, and I'm not...

    Man, Marie wiped out my homebreak, and I'm not going back to the island for a long time. What a bummer.

    Still, there's a little sandbar that's built-in at a beach which is typically flat,...
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    That was awesome! I don't see many SUP's, but the...

    That was awesome! I don't see many SUP's, but the next time I'm at Cstreet, and one tries to burn me, I'll remember to go for the paddle.

    Nice.
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    Kicks. Great all-around and super comfy. They...

    Kicks. Great all-around and super comfy. They also float, as I confirmed today.
    Dropping a HH closeout beachbreak bomber, right into backwash so big it was breaking. Holy sweet monkey crap did I...
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    Early aughts, I lived in somebody's guest room in...

    Early aughts, I lived in somebody's guest room in a crazy-fancy neighborhood. I was about 1/4 mile from the beach, and 1/2 mile from **t*** *u**, a pretty right-hand point, wind protected and great...
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    *a**** **n*, winter 2002, when I was still full...

    *a**** **n*, winter 2002, when I was still full of p i s s and vinegar. Solid 3-foot OH early morning weekday reeling off just outside the jetty. Oil-slick glass, and a crew of about 12 guys. 4...
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    Dude, are you new? Take your own advice. You're a...

    Dude, are you new? Take your own advice. You're a total kook. You blew one wave, got stuck in the impact zone, and then tried to call a dude off a wave because you don't have the basic skill to get...
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    Because the best waves you will ever see in your...

    Because the best waves you will ever see in your life are going to be going off 24/7 with steady offshores and bathwater temperatures. You're really ok with surfing for just 2-3 hours a day and then...
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    LOL. Quick, somebody quote me so I can piss off...

    LOL. Quick, somebody quote me so I can piss off QueefAssSpicoli!
  14. I know of such a place where the surf pumps...

    I know of such a place where the surf pumps year-round and nobody bats an eyelash if you say you need a vegetarian only meal. Warm water too.
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    I cramp after an hour when I pull a BS 360, or...

    I cramp after an hour when I pull a BS 360, or after a few hours during any maneuver or sprint. It's a fact of life. Nothing you do will help. Banannas do squat. Hydrating just makes you pee. Don't...
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    #1 tip: Do not take your woman to Indo.

    #1 tip:
    Do not take your woman to Indo.
  17. Thread: Norbert

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    This is the summer of eternal swell. Many spots...

    This is the summer of eternal swell. Many spots glassy and going off this AM, but I didn't paddle until the wind got on it in the afternoon. Went to my lazy spot (which also happens to be offshore...
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    Pah! You Europeans always cut and run when things...

    Pah! You Europeans always cut and run when things get dicey! Did I bail from *a**a* when SARS hit? No! I ate street food, surfed epic typhoon swell, and didn't worry about it.

    But seriously, hope...
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    Your site is a fail. My tribe are my neighbors...

    Your site is a fail. My tribe are my neighbors and friends who I surf with every day, not some bunch of internet hodads. Keep your herd south of OC. You're not welcome up north, unless you come alone...
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    Dammit! Marie wiped out my home break! There's no...

    Dammit! Marie wiped out my home break! There's no sand left, and it was breaking just a few yards out from the seawall today. It should have been a solid session, but instead I had to go for a run....
  21. Lol, I've only ever shot the OB pier, and it was...

    Lol, I've only ever shot the OB pier, and it was on a pretty small day. Never climbed out on a jetty or jumped off a pier in order to paddle out. I figure if it's too big to legit paddle, it's too...
  22. I'm surprised Laird was at Malizoo and not **tt**...

    I'm surprised Laird was at Malizoo and not **tt** **m*. I used to see him SUP'ing his LB in the early aughts back before SUP was a thing. I guess he figured the larger surf would thin the herd. ***...
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    We've been surfing every day. I'm on the WC...

    We've been surfing every day. I'm on the WC pretty often. Here now, actually. Do you really wanna hear about how good it's been? Last week was HH+, glassy, and barreling with tropical swell, the...
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    Pfft. Since when did boogers and standups...

    Pfft.

    Since when did boogers and standups give a good gawddam about Johnny Law? I've been dodging police, lifeguards, private security, angry homeowners, snapping canines, and even the eff'n...
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    4/3 with booties and a hood is good for all of CA...

    4/3 with booties and a hood is good for all of CA north of SD. It doesn't really get that cold, even on "cold" days. The water regulates the temp right at the beach. The coldest I've ever seen it was...
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