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  1. Its not rape if you yell surprise! Plus who...

    Its not rape if you yell surprise! Plus who doesnt enjoy a good snuggle struggle? (Disclaimer for those who are overly sensitive: In all seriousness rape isnt funny. Unfortunately I know a few girls...
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    B Wynn. Chances are even if someone else shapes...

    B Wynn. Chances are even if someone else shapes the board, TONS of NJ shapers go to Wynn for the glassing. I have a few boards from Brian. He can shape you exactly what you want. With some shapers,...
  3. First of all... you're an idiot for leaving your...

    First of all... you're an idiot for leaving your boards in a common area, Idc how "cool" your neighbors are. You must not have valued them as much as you thought. You leave your windows down and car...
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    Football is gay any way who cares.

    Football is gay any way who cares.
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    Never, surprisingly. Was involved with alot of...

    Never, surprisingly. Was involved with alot of smuggling and trafficking back in my youth. Even had DEA agents in my house on a few occasions. Left town/state i was living in, in the middle of the...
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    Rubbing alcohol.

    Rubbing alcohol.
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    Smoke cigarettes while working out. Trust me....

    Smoke cigarettes while working out. Trust me. Dont listen to those fitness "experts". Oh and auto erotic asphyxiation.
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    Probably go nuts.

    Probably go nuts.
  9. You can still eat ***** cant you?

    You can still eat ***** cant you?
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    Cabo is a good time. Have not been in a while but...

    Cabo is a good time. Have not been in a while but you should have a blast. There are a few breaks you could check out. Dont be worried about trespassing at a few spots, the signs are just decoration
  11. If someone pulls back off a wave on 2 consecutive...

    If someone pulls back off a wave on 2 consecutive sets, I dont give them any priority or courtesy the rest of the day. They should paddle down the beach and catch a shoulder, they shouldnt be in the...
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    Yea, well, Im a gay black southeastern redneck...

    Yea, well, Im a gay black southeastern redneck jerzy guido and I think this is all totally FAB! Love paddling out behind all you tight little white boys! And yes I do "ride" a speed melon. Dont hate.
  13. I wanted to marry a sugar momma with a very kinky...

    I wanted to marry a sugar momma with a very kinky high sex drive.
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    No you wont because you'd rather be on forums...

    No you wont because you'd rather be on forums asking ridiculous questions instead of surfing or training. Dont think, just do. If your getting into surfing because you want to get something out of...
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    Two completely different era's, but Morning of...

    Two completely different era's, but Morning of the Earth has some awesome surfing and footage, and RunMan 69 take me right back to my youth, all punk rock, insane surfing and skating hijinx.
  16. People these days dont have any taste in music...

    People these days dont have any taste in music and most of their bands suck as a result. ... that is IF they even play an instrument.
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    I like that movie. I like the surfing in it any...

    I like that movie. I like the surfing in it any way. Not much of a Jack fan. Have only seen him surf in video and yea, he can surf. Musically I find him VERY boring. Same chords, same rhythm, same...
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    Right on! Looks like people havin a good time....

    Right on! Looks like people havin a good time. From someone that never takes pics or video, good job.
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    From your profile it says you live in So Cal. The...

    From your profile it says you live in So Cal. The Wedge is super user friendly. Theres tons of places in So Cal when there is swell and wind. Just take off deeper than you think you should.
  20. You could always split your time up between...

    You could always split your time up between places. A week or so in one place and a week or so somewhere else. The Costa/Nica combo would be easy to do.
  21. Playa Grande was cool last time I went to Costa...

    Playa Grande was cool last time I went to Costa Rica. Stayed at Playa Grande Inn(but that was a few years ago,dnt know how much has changed if at all). Not alot to do in Grande at night aside from...
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    Contact B Wynn. Great shaper, cool guy. Talk to...

    Contact B Wynn. Great shaper, cool guy. Talk to him about what you like in a board etc, he can make it. Support your local shaper.
  23. Depends on the rare storm, the angle of the...

    Depends on the rare storm, the angle of the swell, beach, wind etc. In South Jerz during the summer, good luck. I hear Camel back beach is pumpin ALL the time. Tell your friends!
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    I think everyone has days like that. Ive been...

    I think everyone has days like that. Ive been surfing a long time and I still have days where Im just on it and other days it seems like I cant surf or catch a wave to save my life. Dont sweat it....
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    Aw shucks paddington, thanks for the offer but...

    Aw shucks paddington, thanks for the offer but got a new board and a trip on the way so Im good
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