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    I think you worry too much. I've been surfing for...

    I think you worry too much. I've been surfing for twenty years and I've never gotten seriously cut by someone else's skeg. Besides, chicks dig scars, especially surfing scars. Don't let it keep you...
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    Well, this thread's been 'jacked. Yes, we...

    Well, this thread's been 'jacked.


    Yes, we look like sea turtles from below, but that's the way it is. Whitey goes where he pleases. Try not to splash around too much. But maybe 1 or 2 people get...
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    Dude, what are you talking about? I hate...

    Dude, what are you talking about?

    I hate sponging with other lidders. Spongers will back-paddle you like there's no tomorrow, and they rarely blow their takeoff. I'd rather get legit burned by a...
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    Just go. If you're thinking about it, go. I don't...

    Just go. If you're thinking about it, go. I don't know of any CA surfers who are sitting around contemplating moving to the EC because it's crowded, expensive, whatever.

    There are plenty of...
  5. Thread: Beach shoes

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    A pair of leather Reef sandals I found in the...

    A pair of leather Reef sandals I found in the parking lot. I need them to climb over the sharp rox. They're pretty small and all beat to hell.

    I wear Cobian Floaters out and about, because they're...
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    Bingo. I'm not local enough to regulate...

    Bingo.

    I'm not local enough to regulate anywhere, nor do I care enough to put my own neck on the line. I've only been in one "fight" when I was younger and dumber. That doesn't mean I can't...
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    I like localism. Localism isn't: One agro...

    I like localism.

    Localism isn't:
    One agro dude in a busy lineup that everybody knows about.
    Maddog stares or other passive-aggressiveness.
    Verbal hassling with no physical confrontation.
    ...
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    Near Toronto Time Zone: OBX, Central Florida,...

    Near Toronto Time Zone:
    OBX, Central Florida, PR, Brazil.

    Same Hemisphere:
    Central California Coast, Mexico, CR, Peru
  9. Thread: Wedge-y

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    Yeah, Westies is actually heavier when it's doing...

    Yeah, Westies is actually heavier when it's doing it's thing, but I'm done with shorey. I'm old and I've still got a few functional brain cells that didn't get knocked out of my head from years of...
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    Friday was still fun until the wind wrecked it....

    Friday was still fun until the wind wrecked it. It's pretty flat now. Monday should be good.
  11. Thread: Wedge-y

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    To prove to yourself that you can. I've...

    To prove to yourself that you can.

    I've ridden bigger waves, none of them were as viscerally scary as big wedge. From the beach at 15', it looks intimidating, but there's a lot of slope on the...
  12. Thread: What To Do

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    This FTW

    This FTW
  13. Thread: Surfers!

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    Spaniards are grody.

    Spaniards are grody.
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    [QUOTE=JawnDoeski;331048]Hey Speed Bump tell us...

    Only after a big burrito with extra hot salsa. Then I get on swellinfo, and read/post about chopping up baby dingdongs, without wiping first.
  15. Thread: Surfers!

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    Now, to totally gross you all out, from...

    Now, to totally gross you all out, from spongedude's article (not the cosmo one):

    Yeah, don't circumsize him, like the fruits and nuts say, so he can get chlamydia and genital ulcer disease. When...
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    Tuesday was the day. Sunday and Monday had funk...

    Tuesday was the day. Sunday and Monday had funk and super-long period closeouts. Wednesday and today have too much windswell in the mix. Plus the wind is pretty annoying, even if its sideshore at my...
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    SoCal's best south swell beach break. Restricted...

    SoCal's best south swell beach break. Restricted access. About a dozen guys out, mostly boogers, 3-4 standups. Saw one standup legit air-drop from a 4' OH peak right into the barrel as I was paddling...
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    Holy crap it was awesome today! A LOT of water...

    Holy crap it was awesome today! A LOT of water still moving around out there. Caught one sexy bomb, but didn't have the cajones to drive in and backdoor the second barrel when it reformed 100 yards...
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    It was sorta fun this morning. Got some sleigh...

    It was sorta fun this morning. Got some sleigh rides, and even a DK barrel going right at a l-handed point. One big takeoff barrel too, which is rare for the mushy spot where I was.

    The combo SW...
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    Stoked: Oil-slick glass and a nice WH-CH SW...

    Stoked:
    Oil-slick glass and a nice WH-CH SW pushing into my work spot for a solid early lunch session. Barreling in super-clean clear water. Could see the sand clear as glass. Best sesh all week.
    ...
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    Why shoot when you can jam? Just jam the...

    Why shoot when you can jam? Just jam the transmitter and you'll have yourself a shiny new $300 toy you can ebay. If it lands on your property, it's yours.
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    My wetsuit is dry since last Friday. Where are...

    My wetsuit is dry since last Friday. Where are you, swell? I'm getting tired of real exercise. Let's have some toobs so I can float around all fat and happy between sets.
  23. Thread: Foamies

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    I've seen foamies out in clean OH conditions...

    I've seen foamies out in clean OH conditions here. I do assume the riders are beginner kooks though. Then again, people assume that about me when I'm lidding it.

    Never seen anybody really shred on...
  24. Thread: Banishments

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    Pics or it didn't happen. Oh wait, that's...

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Oh wait, that's right, this is yanker we're talking about; it didn't happen.
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    Whoo! That was a great trip! No time to write a...

    Whoo! That was a great trip! No time to write a novel, so I'll just explain the photos.

    That's ridiculously clean morning trade swell rolling in down south at $$n$$ng on the second day of an epic...
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