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    Not quite sea life, but when the waves are good...

    Not quite sea life, but when the waves are good in the middle of a lightning storm I find myself thinking I have to get in before I get juiced. Then I get a good ride and think one more wave. Funny...
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    Sounds really familiar...

    Sounds really familiar...
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    What has 15 breasts and 13 teeth? The swing...

    What has 15 breasts and 13 teeth?

    The swing shift at Waffle House.
  4. I told my dads I was thinking of taking up paddleboarding.

    They called me a deviant and disowned me.
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    Pretty much the only thing I miss about Florida.

    Pretty much the only thing I miss about Florida.
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    When I was a kid, we'd put pieces of plywood in...

    When I was a kid, we'd put pieces of plywood in someone's pool for a few days and put it on another ramp to get the shape right. I'm sure there was a better way, but for thats how we did it back in...
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    I can get a bench and about 1000 lbs of free...

    I can get a bench and about 1000 lbs of free weights into my Escalade. I bet I can bench more than any of those kooks at Lowers.
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    Going shorter is just like anything else in life...

    Going shorter is just like anything else in life that someone somewhere deemed hard - people just assume they can't because they heard they can't. Beginners should be on longer boards, but it sounds...
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    I'm all for personal freedom and not a big fan of...

    I'm all for personal freedom and not a big fan of whining or whiners, but it seems to me that just one SUP in the lineup can ruin 50% of the waves if they do follow the rules of the lineup. As most...
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    Safety first! That's why I always surf with a...

    Safety first! That's why I always surf with a condom on. You're probably fine, but I'd recommend a colonoscopy, just to rule out intracranial rectal warts.
  11. Thread: Big Swell

    by misfit27
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    Also, post pictures of people on rental soft-tops...

    Also, post pictures of people on rental soft-tops getting drilled.
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    I know I'm just repeating what others have said,...

    I know I'm just repeating what others have said, but any girl who likes surfers probably doesn't know any. We're not a particularly easy bunch to love, and we usually bring sand, moldy showers with...
  13. Thread: whore cancer

    by misfit27
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    Thanks bro

    Thanks bro
  14. Thread: whore cancer

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    Yes. Always get medical advice at Waffle House. ...

    Yes. Always get medical advice at Waffle House. Always.
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    Next time...

    Next time...
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    Sometimes I paddle out when it's 20 degrees and...

    Sometimes I paddle out when it's 20 degrees and dead flat just to avoid listening to this...
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    Switch Lagwagon for Bad Religion and country for...

    Switch Lagwagon for Bad Religion and country for 80's new wave and I think we'd have the same playlist.
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    The suit really shows off my muscles - otherwise,...

    The suit really shows off my muscles - otherwise, what's the point of spending all that time on the bench?
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    Lake Worth Beach's lone surf shop had their own...

    Lake Worth Beach's lone surf shop had their own free dial surf report; Surfline was cost prohibitive for me at that point. Tow-in surfing did exist, I remember seeing an article on 'Power surfing'...
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    +1 for Halloween 1991! I was 16 surfing in Lake...

    +1 for Halloween 1991! I was 16 surfing in Lake Worth Beach, Florida and in way over my head. 'Surfing' might be a generous term. It was completely insane. I waited about 45 minutes for what I...
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    The parabolic rail does something very specific...

    The parabolic rail does something very specific that I don't pretend to understand, but the finished project has a very distinct feel. I have a Firewire Flexfire, which is designed for steep/good...
  22. Thanks all. Not really concerned about price,...

    Thanks all. Not really concerned about price, just wonder when its from and what size/type of wave it was designed for. It's unfathomably heavy. My scale could be off a drop, but she tips the...
  23. Antique Overlin Board - Anyone Know Anything About This?

    Found this for sale at a nearby shop who mostly sell super high end board shorts and soft top boards. They called it 'used collectable surfboard' and knew nothing about it. It was very cheap and in...
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    Congratulations! Hope he's better than the rest...

    Congratulations! Hope he's better than the rest of us soon.
  25. Thread: Dear Hipsters

    by misfit27
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    Yeah bro, big problem here in Rockaway. A few...

    Yeah bro, big problem here in Rockaway. A few other important 'traits':

    No leash - don't need it, been surfing almost 4 months

    No idea how to surf

    Entitlement to my wave because of their...
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