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  1. Thread: Surf etiquette

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    You're not serious.

    You're not serious.
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    Killa, you've really been on your game lately. ...

    Killa, you've really been on your game lately. :cool:
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    Well said. Plus, he surfs in a way that just...

    Well said. Plus, he surfs in a way that just says 'command presence.' He has real charisma out there in the ocean, if that makes any sense.
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    Send Medina one of those sammiches you love &...

    Send Medina one of those sammiches you love & he'll finish 30th.
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    The kid has no class. It's not that he's "too...

    The kid has no class. It's not that he's "too honest." Although, once again, your earlier post made sense fran. What's happening to this world when a WalMart puppet starts making sense?
    ...
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    No expert & never will be but would agree with...

    No expert & never will be but would agree with some of the comments on here. No, smallmoneydochecanoe, that wouldn't be your comments that anyone agrees with.
    MIS, Lee, Gaffer, Seen all have good...
  7. Thread: Surf etiquette

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    This is definitely true. Combined with the...

    This is definitely true.

    Combined with the improvements in wetsuite technology, enabling year-round kookasauruses to inhabit right next to you. :mad:
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    I'll add this: the fact that you're on the SI...

    I'll add this: the fact that you're on the SI Forum of Wisdom, and you're seeking sage counsel & advice as to whether to contribute to your local sperm receptacle means either you're 15 years old...
  9. Thread: Did you score?

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    Dude. Your profile pic. That hair. That suit. ...

    Dude. Your profile pic. That hair. That suit. Are you, like, a mortician or something...?
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    If you can whiff tuna fish & it ain't lunch time;...

    If you can whiff tuna fish & it ain't lunch time;
    If you withdraw & there's chunks of cottage cheese on your cutlass (well, it's actually too late at that point);
    If she says something to the...
  11. Thread: Surf etiquette

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    Arrogant douche canoe.

    Arrogant douche canoe.
  12. Thread: Surf etiquette

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    Arrogant: without question. Fat: probably are...

    Arrogant: without question.
    Fat: probably are who cares.
    Ignorant: without question; you yammer on & on in an arrogant tone about things that are way above your pay grade, you don't listen to...
  13. Thread: Surf etiquette

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    Troll & kook. What a combo platter. As well as...

    Troll & kook. What a combo platter. As well as getting high on your own supply. Fat, arrogant & ignorant is no way to go through life son.

    Your morning ritual is always the same: mirror,...
  14. Thread: Did you score?

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    Surfed the entire weekend at...

    Surfed the entire weekend at The-Place-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Artie was way bigger than Gonzalo if anyone's keeping track.

    Friday DP was clean lines, chest high, offshore (W) wind, lotta...
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    Rarick's superb review of your plank IS...

    Rarick's superb review of your plank IS interestign, gnome. Maybe not to you, because you're a pompous douche canoe who is building ...... well ..... douche canoes, but it is what it is.

    You...
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    Dang, man, if I had known I'd have set you up on...

    Dang, man, if I had known I'd have set you up on a couple of Old Dominion-Big Apple tabackky runs.

    I front the money, you buy under 199 cartons of cigs for cheap in Virginny, cruise them up to NYC...
  17. Tissues on the way. Not from Wal Mart.

    Tissues on the way. Not from Wal Mart.
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    Listen well to The Seen, spicoli. There was...

    Listen well to The Seen, spicoli.

    There was hate in them thar hills & it wasn't pretty. Not only hate, but hatin' from New England, hatin' from The Jerz and hatin' from ol Virginny. Put it all...
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    Randy Rarick, gnome, Randy Rarick. Let him test...

    Randy Rarick, gnome, Randy Rarick. Let him test drive your NASA fin, since he already did up your plank.
  20. I may have to agree with fran on this topic. ...

    I may have to agree with fran on this topic. Don't get happy feet, fran, it's just this one time.

    How 'bout them Royals? :D
  21. Pigs are not native to Hawaii, just as...

    Pigs are not native to Hawaii,
    just as wayntheinsaaaane is not native to Florida.

    (that one is for you, DSUP)

    Now back to my regularly scheduled program of hatin'. :mad:
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    Always laughable when the gnome attempts to sound...

    Always laughable when the gnome attempts to sound like a NASA engineer.
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    Hawkfart! Shouldn't you be back in the men's...

    Hawkfart! Shouldn't you be back in the men's room slapping your own sad meat around?
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    Bring your A game, buttercup. I'm not gonna...

    Bring your A game, buttercup.

    I'm not gonna slap you. No. Something much more entertaining is in store for you, fruit-lips.

    I'll incite waynetheinsaaane to take you into the white van of duct...
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    Dude throws slaps about as well as chucka-boo-boo...

    Dude throws slaps about as well as chucka-boo-boo does the latex dummy routine.
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