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    Just think how good they're gonna look smashed on...

    Just think how good they're gonna look smashed on your driveway Saturday morning.
  2. Thirteen exclamation points, this has gotta be...

    Thirteen exclamation points, this has gotta be good.......I'm there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I know a guy that lives near the tracks in Asbury...

    I know a guy that lives near the tracks in Asbury who you could get real cheap. He's not the strongest swimmer and all he uses is a camera-phone in a ziploc, but the guy has an eye like Speilberg.
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    Crazy, what were conditions like when this went...

    Crazy, what were conditions like when this went down.
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    Your assuming anybody actually read any of the...

    Your assuming anybody actually read any of the replies in this thread. They just read the post, got frustrated and confused (thus taking the bait of the troll) then immediately started banging on...
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    I'm with you, the guards are always hasslin' me...

    I'm with you, the guards are always hasslin' me when I try to launch my ocean-kayak right into the swimming area. They say it's too crowded but I know they're just jealous when they see me carvin...
  7. Thread: blue lights

    by ToobSauce
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    I would love to incorporate some of these...

    I would love to incorporate some of these dinoflagellates into my diet, how great would it be to have glowing pee and spit. I may go down to the beach and drink a few gallons just to see if it...
  8. Thread: Brahh

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    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/2986138633_ebd...

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/2986138633_ebd98cabee.jpg?v=0

    This guy is far more intelligent and interesting than anyone else I've seen on the local news.
    WHOOO-POW!!!
  9. Thread: Dredgn

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    Skimmin's pretty rad, a little too fast paced and...

    Skimmin's pretty rad, a little too fast paced and hardcore for my tastes though. Whenever I get a good head of steam and throw down my wafer-thin stick, I just go flyin' off the nose, end over end...
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    Ouch....That's embarrassing.

    Ouch....That's embarrassing.
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    Are you a 90 year old woman?

    Are you a 90 year old woman?
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    I'm sick of the seagulls, there always flyin'...

    I'm sick of the seagulls, there always flyin' around my break making noise and ****ti'n everywhere, I wish they would go somewhere else and leave me alone. Same goes for the sandpipers.
  13. Maholo, hombre! Sounds like a shredtastic deal...

    Maholo, hombre! Sounds like a shredtastic deal on the SUP braa! Any chance you have a gnarr-rippin deal on a surf kayak, maybe one of those Megatron Wave-Destroyers with matching helmet. Been...
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    Whenever the Nature-Boy makes the transition over...

    Whenever the Nature-Boy makes the transition over to MMA, the spider is finished....WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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    Nice, but how long does that paint hold up for?

    Nice, but how long does that paint hold up for?
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    He already tried this with his boyfriend.

    He already tried this with his boyfriend.
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    I prefer eating spaghetti with my hands, but only...

    I prefer eating spaghetti with my hands, but only at nice restaurants.
  18. Thread: swellinfo

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    Are psychic hot lines this accurate? I should...

    Are psychic hot lines this accurate? I should start calling them for stock picks.
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    Yeah I'm with the whiny little bitc*. If the...

    Yeah I'm with the whiny little bitc*. If the ankle high forecast for Sunday turns out to be only toe-high I'm gonna start crying, throw a tantrum and then piss and moan on this forum. "Your models...
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    Just ask your knees what they kneed, they're your...

    Just ask your knees what they kneed, they're your best friend after a long day of knee shreddin. Nosegaurdies are a must, they're great if your always bonkin your knee-stick on it's nose, keeps it...
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    Doesn't matter if you got rid of all the...

    Doesn't matter if you got rid of all the bodyboarder's, or kayaker's, or kneeboarder's, or outrigger's or whatever, some people would find a reason to hate on whoever was in the water, or near them...
  22. Thread: Sanuks

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    Wearing them into the ocean will only make them...

    Wearing them into the ocean will only make them smell like salty feet. You gotta scrub them badboys with laundry detergent and water, never wash anything besides dishes in dishsoap, it will dry them...
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    Any photog tries to shoot me shreddin, I'll be...

    Any photog tries to shoot me shreddin, I'll be givin him my O-Face.
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    EZ brahh.... Nobody said anything about a dawn...

    EZ brahh.... Nobody said anything about a dawn patrol. Heard there was a killer Fridays around there so were all gonna load up on some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, Extreme Fajitas and then hit...
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    Never heard of these naval jetties you speak, but...

    Never heard of these naval jetties you speak, but I'm with you Slater. If you want to meet up about 9 or 10 of us are gonna head down this weekend, we don't surf but we just kinda splash around the...
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