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    Super stoked! The sand is finally freaking back...

    Super stoked! The sand is finally freaking back at my home break! No more bleary-eyed frozen-azz DP's at kook-choked mushburger spots! Blue-water, sunny, warm sick throwing pits for me from now on!...
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    Lol, my home turf. That's not the bu. That's...

    Lol, my home turf.

    That's not the bu. That's snake lake in the 805 on a small clean day. I can't believe people still fight over getting burned at the point at clowny line. That's pretty much a...
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    Yes to them if you're surfing somewhere insanely...

    Yes to them if you're surfing somewhere insanely cold, no if you're looking for something to rip into and out of for casual sessions.

    Best:
    Ripcurl something from the sample outlet near trestles....
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    Been to the islands a bit. Used to hostel, now...

    Been to the islands a bit. Used to hostel, now have friends there who I stay with these days. RE isn't that expensive once you get inland a bit, but there's no good jobs/openings and COL is high with...
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    I don't pee in my suite to keep resale value high.

    I don't pee in my suite to keep resale value high.
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    I'm not a real surfer, but even I know that it...

    I'm not a real surfer, but even I know that it depends on the break. Duh.

    If you roll up on **l**r**r*** with 5+ guys, like a kook, none of you will be driving home because you'll have holes in...
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    I want this bumper sticker.

    I want this bumper sticker.
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    Sick. This just increases my desire to move to...

    Sick. This just increases my desire to move to the islands. I want warm water, nonstop surf, offshores and rainbows all year round!
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    2009 at Macaroni's: Emerged from the cool A/C...

    2009 at Macaroni's:
    Emerged from the cool A/C berths belowdecks into the steamy tropical pre-dawn. Feeling the sandpaper deck under my feet as I watch empty maccas peeling off chest-high over and...
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    Do you pee in your suit?

    Do you pee in your suit?
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    What sort of panty-waist sissy-boy thinks the UK...

    What sort of panty-waist sissy-boy thinks the UK is a dangerous country? Do you ever crawl out from under the bed without your security blanket?

    I've been to dangerous countries. England ain't one...
  12. Thread: Held Under

    by Speed Bump
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    Ragdoll (or ball up and protect the head/neck if...

    Ragdoll (or ball up and protect the head/neck if I think I'm gonna bounce off the bottom) and conserve air until the wave releases. Then follow the board to the surface. If the leash broke, find the...
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    Take that, Val kook!

    http://news.yahoo.com/surfers-win-over-billionaire-california-beach-ruling-173217617.html

    That Silicon Valley kook can't use his billions to block surfers. Good news. Now let's get the gate on...
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    Man, Marie wiped out my homebreak, and I'm not...

    Man, Marie wiped out my homebreak, and I'm not going back to the island for a long time. What a bummer.

    Still, there's a little sandbar that's built-in at a beach which is typically flat,...
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    That was awesome! I don't see many SUP's, but the...

    That was awesome! I don't see many SUP's, but the next time I'm at Cstreet, and one tries to burn me, I'll remember to go for the paddle.

    Nice.
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    Kicks. Great all-around and super comfy. They...

    Kicks. Great all-around and super comfy. They also float, as I confirmed today.
    Dropping a HH closeout beachbreak bomber, right into backwash so big it was breaking. Holy sweet monkey crap did I...
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    Early aughts, I lived in somebody's guest room in...

    Early aughts, I lived in somebody's guest room in a crazy-fancy neighborhood. I was about 1/4 mile from the beach, and 1/2 mile from **t*** *u**, a pretty right-hand point, wind protected and great...
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    *a**** **n*, winter 2002, when I was still full...

    *a**** **n*, winter 2002, when I was still full of p i s s and vinegar. Solid 3-foot OH early morning weekday reeling off just outside the jetty. Oil-slick glass, and a crew of about 12 guys. 4...
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    Dude, are you new? Take your own advice. You're a...

    Dude, are you new? Take your own advice. You're a total kook. You blew one wave, got stuck in the impact zone, and then tried to call a dude off a wave because you don't have the basic skill to get...
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    Because the best waves you will ever see in your...

    Because the best waves you will ever see in your life are going to be going off 24/7 with steady offshores and bathwater temperatures. You're really ok with surfing for just 2-3 hours a day and then...
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    LOL. Quick, somebody quote me so I can piss off...

    LOL. Quick, somebody quote me so I can piss off QueefAssSpicoli!
  22. I know of such a place where the surf pumps...

    I know of such a place where the surf pumps year-round and nobody bats an eyelash if you say you need a vegetarian only meal. Warm water too.
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    I cramp after an hour when I pull a BS 360, or...

    I cramp after an hour when I pull a BS 360, or after a few hours during any maneuver or sprint. It's a fact of life. Nothing you do will help. Banannas do squat. Hydrating just makes you pee. Don't...
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    #1 tip: Do not take your woman to Indo.

    #1 tip:
    Do not take your woman to Indo.
  25. Thread: Norbert

    by Speed Bump
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    This is the summer of eternal swell. Many spots...

    This is the summer of eternal swell. Many spots glassy and going off this AM, but I didn't paddle until the wind got on it in the afternoon. Went to my lazy spot (which also happens to be offshore...
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