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    I'm afraid, I'm very afraid. We're living in an...

    I'm afraid, I'm very afraid. We're living in an interesting and violent time and we the people are on edge. I hope whoever ends up in office doesn't totally f**k our country up.
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    Got a keg of bud light aka poverty beer. Tastes...

    Got a keg of bud light aka poverty beer. Tastes great at 32 degrees when it's 90 outside
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    Last weekend was awesome here in JAX. Great form...

    Last weekend was awesome here in JAX. Great form mid size clean ones all weekend long. I'm surfing bud light now. Wait I should put that in the 'what you sipping on' tread
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    Just wear it. You're not that cool.

    Just wear it. You're not that cool.
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    Tell the bouncer and get the dude rolled. Or...

    Tell the bouncer and get the dude rolled. Or just punch him in the face and finish him with a bar stool.
  6. Let's find out where they live and leave it on...

    Let's find out where they live and leave it on their doorstep.
  7. Swimming 100 yards off shore? Not a good idea. ...

    Swimming 100 yards off shore? Not a good idea. What did she think would happen?
  8. Looks like a nurse shark. They're really docile...

    Looks like a nurse shark. They're really docile unless you still your hand in their mouth. Like a big catfish really.
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    Seriously, what a sell out POS for endorsing that...

    Seriously, what a sell out POS for endorsing that ****ing thing. Like the above posters said, I paddle out to escape technology and noise. This thing is BULL ****!
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    Throw a brick through the back window. That will...

    Throw a brick through the back window. That will work for the summer. You'll have to find something a little more permanent by winter though.
  11. I bet that smelled nice.

    I bet that smelled nice.
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    this should be called burfday tread

    this should be called burfday tread
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    Farking A man. I recall a time you were so...

    Farking A man. I recall a time you were so young, you didn't even have that mullet and whispy mustache you sport these days. I recall changing your diapers before we paddled out brah. Whoa you...
  14. Thread: PR: Aggro

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    I've had a person or two talk **** only to see...

    I've had a person or two talk **** only to see I'm a foot taller and 50+ pounds larger than him (and everyone else). Aggro doesn't happen to me cause I happen to be the size of an NBA small forward....
  15. If he was an Australian World Champ he would have...

    If he was an Australian World Champ he would have kicked that sharks ass. Scary to hear. Them bull sharks don't F around.
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    I'm a moron who surfs, how do I enter the...

    I'm a moron who surfs, how do I enter the surf-off? Is there a Roy Board division?
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    Welcome Bill, I think you'll fit in real nice...

    Welcome Bill, I think you'll fit in real nice like in these here parts. What brand is your wesuite and have you ever surfed belmar AND whadya bench?

    Do you wear your gold chain over your...
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    10'2" singlefin malibu. Purchased at LB House in...

    10'2" singlefin malibu. Purchased at LB House in Melbourne back in 2003, still going strong. Love that old log.
  19. Thread: Hello there

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    Thanks, I'm not that young. I was born in 2010...

    Thanks, I'm not that young. I was born in 2010 according to SI. Makes me old.
  20. Thread: Hello there

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    Welcome (back)? You have been missed by at least...

    Welcome (back)? You have been missed by at least me PBJ JPB PJB or whatever you are
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    I'd take their mom out for a nice seafood dinner...

    I'd take their mom out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again. And I'd post a revenge porn video on their Facebook pages. Then I would send d!ck pics relentlessly to their snapchat and...
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    Thanks man. Occasionally I get to work a case...

    Thanks man. Occasionally I get to work a case that really helps people, or more importantly animals. Our office was so excited when we finally prevailed on that one. Took a couple months, which...
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    This is a matter I worked on that ended happily. ...

    This is a matter I worked on that ended happily. You have no idea how hard it is to legally help animals owned by abusive people. Thank god this one worked out and the dog is recovering nicely.
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    I'm going home to hug my dog.

    I'm going home to hug my dog.
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    Where are Batman and Superman when we need em? ...

    Where are Batman and Superman when we need em? **** has me so paranoid I carry a pistol now. I used to be very anti me owning any guns. Just don't like em personally, but I'd rather go down with a...
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