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    take a look at most airs landed on a surfboard....

    take a look at most airs landed on a surfboard. they're landed in the crumbling part of the wave, and most of the time in the whitewater. why? people like to walk off the beach after surfing instead...
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    i threw gas in yo momma's panties last night. ...

    i threw gas in yo momma's panties last night.
    Jimmy Slade, I said!
  3. Thread: Gonzalo

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    just surfed in Monmouth Co NJ. it's starting to...

    just surfed in Monmouth Co NJ. it's starting to fill in a bit, but lots of closeouts. got a few fun ones. i think this swell is gonna peak earlier than expected (overnight/early AM tomorrow), then...
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    dude, common. skaters for the most part are...

    dude, common. skaters for the most part are pencil neck, cig smoking, tricksters. the stuff they do is mindblowing, no doubt. however, it does not compare to the dynamics of surfing at the Jimmy...
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    LOL. Right!

    LOL. Right!
  6. Newsflash to all "Native Hawaiians": No...

    Newsflash to all "Native Hawaiians": No mainlanders, etc, are leaving the North Shore. Sorry, it's just too darned pretty. The people who have the money have bought it all up, a long long time ago....
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    Anything below Seaside Park is uncharted...

    Anything below Seaside Park is uncharted territory for me. Like New Guinea or something. As far as I'm concerned, surfing doesn't really happen below Ocean County NJ. Sorry brahhs. Watch the tram car...
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    Agreed, but there are a lot of Q Tips that...

    Agreed, but there are a lot of Q Tips that frequent there. You may walk into an aftermath of elderly doo-doo stank if you don't time your dump right.
    By the way, I hop you best be buying something...
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    one more thing to add here. i always pack swim...

    one more thing to add here. i always pack swim fins and a lunch tray in my car in the event the surf isn't that great, but bodysurf-able. if you bodysurf for a 1/2 hour or more straight while not...
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    all of that sh i t looks painful. much respect to...

    all of that sh i t looks painful. much respect to all those who skate...like really skate.
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    it's all about chi or qi...inner strength....

    it's all about chi or qi...inner strength. especially when it comes to surfing. all that bench pressing, squatting, deadlifting, crossfitting, etc, won't do you much good at all with the fine art of...
  12. Thread: Waves

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    south carolina gets surf? just kidding...don't...

    south carolina gets surf? just kidding...don't get in a big ole tizzy y'all. dern tootin.
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    what's a wetsuite?

    what's a wetsuite?
  14. Thread: Gonzalo

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    Niceeeeeeeeeee

    Niceeeeeeeeeee
  15. Thread: Gonzalo

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    i'm gonna order a pizza, riding backside, in the...

    i'm gonna order a pizza, riding backside, in the tube, during this swell. F yeah *****ezz!
  16. Thread: wonder woman

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    LOL. you're burnt.

    LOL. you're burnt.
  17. Thread: wonder woman

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    Dang. That's Linda Carter? Almost nobody in...

    Dang. That's Linda Carter? Almost nobody in Hollywood had the fake tiddays back then, so them things is real. Hot. The only thing that would be a shock would have been her thick wad of 70's boooosh. ...
  18. Thread: Death2Hipsters

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    dang, that Wildlyfe vid makes me want to go...

    dang, that Wildlyfe vid makes me want to go fishing
  19. Thread: Death2Hipsters

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    You have a point. But, kids can make way way more...

    You have a point. But, kids can make way way more salary-wise (beyond the inflation factor) these days compared to what I made when I got my first "real" job. I'll admit though, I got in on buying...
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    i could understand if you're living in CA or...

    i could understand if you're living in CA or Hawaii and it's so gosh darned expensive to get your own crib and the waves are good a lot, then you can live with the -rents. i'll give you a pass on...
  21. Thread: Death2Hipsters

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    Sounds about right for the majority of...

    Sounds about right for the majority of shredder-budz. Too cool for school to accept a compliment. Been there. If you're young, an amazing athlete, surf way too much, you're getting a ton of p* ssy,...
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    looks kinda funny, actually. i like when people...

    looks kinda funny, actually. i like when people trying hard to be cool bust on other people trying even harder to be cool. oh, the irony...
    i still enjoy riding my 6'6" pintail single-fin...
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    that's awesome, and a lot harder than it looks,...

    that's awesome, and a lot harder than it looks, i'm sure. there are lots of different ways to shred.
  24. Thread: Awful Creature

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    Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our...

    Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the...
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    How is this poor child going to move with two...

    How is this poor child going to move with two layers of wetsuit on? I'm calling DYFS.
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