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I mostly go off road at AI, so what happens in town doesnt really effect me too much. Ironically they dont do any replenishment there, and it seems to weather the storms just fine. So if some...

Hopefully the morons in charge of beach replenishment will finally understand that no amount of dredged sand poured on the beaches will stick around in the even of major storms. Its a complete...

You actually came on here to ask what to do? You're pathetic, quit surfing completely and take up knitting. It would suit your personality.

This forum is full of close minded douchebags. What the **** is surfing? SUP is not surfing, spongin is not surfing, short boarders who get air is not surfing, longboarding is not surfing, at least...

I usually wear a burlap sack. Cheap and gives me a nice chaffing. Sometimes I take the potatoes out with me and throw them at the back of peoples heads. I made my own board from OSB plywood, I...

Looks like fun, going to buy one because I can AFFORD to. LOL, now when some tool paddles out next to me when I was by myself.. Im going to run him over at 70mph then drag his body out for some...

If your skeert dont go out.. i wish there were more of you. Stay afeared.. very afeared.. you know there are big nasty grey suited sharks that just want to rip and tear you into shreded wheat dont...

40' foot Tsunami wave that closed out right on top of that stupid nuke reactor... Damn Japs.. always putting technology in the way. On the plus side, i dont need a flashlight at night anymore.. neg...

Stop spending your money on drugs and you could go out and buy some decent gear.. also having a job helps too. Or tell mom and dad to give you more allowance.. maybe cut the neighbors yards this...

two flat tires and a broken headlight, no wise bring up the cans. Flipity do wa bee bop shoo wantoooo yeah ya .. Do it Do it!
Afug sully wop on yall cripnoids.

My suggestion is to make sure you have a "sports" tampon in. :D

I think the next thread topic should be.. I had a diarrhea explosion while paddling out.. should I flush my suit or just surf in...

Actually I contacted the FBI about this "obstruction" due to their complete vagueness and concillatory additude confirms my belief that it is in fact a submerged UFO. Agents Mulder and Scully will...

I think not. Not ever. Supposedly laid back "real" surfers hate on sponges, SUP's, Longboards, skimboards, body surfers, wrong brand, too old, too young, not hip, wrong high school, doesnt live in...

Black suits are functional in that they absorb heat from the sun. Boring?, possibly. But if you want to wear a pink and yellow suit and look like a flaming easter bunny.. then by all means go...

Ahhhh... since there is such love and joy of this sport on this forum by such open minded and unbigoted people, I plan on introducing 10 new people a day to the wonders of SUP.

I know you all...

Pierpit is right on the money with that post.

Riding waves is riding waves.
Kooks will always be kooks.

Take a look at Surfing Nosara's surf pics, lately nothing but surfers dropping in...

I have some sound advice. Take some private LESSONS. So you can learn to actually carve turns and not become a human snow plow scraping the snow off as you slide sideways down the hill that's too...

Putting grain alcohol inside the boots works really well too.. when you get cold just ignite the liquid and your feet will realy be roasting. Or maybe your supposed to drink it first? Or you can...

Ahh.... just lay on the couch and watch surf movies.... lift plenty of heavily laden alcohol mugs to your mouth.....you'll be a shredding genius come spring. Trust me on this... :eek:

Just chug a fifth of Bacardi 151, and go out in your trunks.. you wont feel anything I promise. :D

Its an over rated and crowded break anyways. The damn place gets crowded like a surfing beach on a good winter swell (where its breaking good everywhere anyways). I think most of the crowds are...

I love shark attacks, I love the way it inspires irrational fear and keeps people out of the water. GO JAWS GO!!! :)
Take up lawn bowling.

I prefer shooting mescaline.. its the only way to fly.

It sucked totally today, glad you all stayed home getting stoned and playing on your xbox.. do it again tomorrow.

The waves are all gone, tomorrow is going to be totally flat. So best to stay home and play your fanstasy foosballs, and surf the net. I saw at least two dozen 10 foot bull sharks at Assateague...