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reverse pelvic thrusts man

chicken wings and 2 by 4's in a john boat

CHEESBURGERS

may the wrath of a thousand sand fleas rain down on your chaffed ballsack

if you do, I'll give you three paper clips and a used condom for it

....is full of steers and queers

still got this board?

gaping butthole

looks like an elephant dry humped the **** outta that thing

he'd be better off phuckin a porcupine without a raincoat

and the congo smells like the unemployment line

well i'll be a monkeys uncle (i can't though cause I'm not black) i thought i was the only one that new that secret

f*** a sw ssw swell
what you want is a west swell with a summer breeze with a 4 second period between gusts

or baby jesuses baby boner

forget the ton of crack.
he can just smoke a cock.

here's how you can raise the money, go around your neighborhood and knock on all the doors of the senior citizens (make sure theyre dudes) offering 5 dollar 5 knuckle shuffles.

make sure to charge...

here's an idea for ya.

Before or after your session (it doesn't matter which) douse yourself with kerosene and drop a lit zippo down your suit.

jersey over rodanthe?

You must be smokin meth with all the rest of your spray tan, fist pumpin, hair gel wearin, guido jack asses

You should be slapped in the face with a pot roast.

ps, I...

Thinkin about makin a trip to the sunshine state and was tryin to find some info on some campgrounds on the beach between ormond and ft pierce
Googled a few but wanted to ask some locals what they...

yeah, PRO is the the keyword

if by terrible you mean colder than a witches t*tty, then yes it is always terrible. There's a rideable wave roughly 3 days a week. It's July's colder brother basically. Might not got many solid...

the only thing more orange than NJshredmachines fat stubby little cheetos encrusted fingers is the fake spray tan he took from his grandmas medicine cabinet. The only thing that you've seen that's...

he'll be the next Locked Up Abroad on national geographic. That sucks

u know a week out??
impressive, I'd like tuesdays lottery numbers please

just show me the carfax

I'm assuming you'll want skaters and rollerbladers to get along next. How about bloods and crips?