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    reverse pelvic thrusts man

    reverse pelvic thrusts man
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    chicken wings and 2 by 4's in a john boat ...

    chicken wings and 2 by 4's in a john boat

    CHEESBURGERS
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    may the wrath of a thousand sand fleas rain down...

    may the wrath of a thousand sand fleas rain down on your chaffed ballsack
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    if you do, I'll give you three paper clips and a...

    if you do, I'll give you three paper clips and a used condom for it
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    ....is full of steers and queers

    ....is full of steers and queers
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    still got this board?

    still got this board?
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    gaping butthole

    gaping butthole
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    looks like an elephant dry humped the **** outta...

    looks like an elephant dry humped the **** outta that thing
  9. he'd be better off phuckin a porcupine without a...

    he'd be better off phuckin a porcupine without a raincoat
  10. and the congo smells like the unemployment line

    and the congo smells like the unemployment line
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    well i'll be a monkeys uncle (i can't though...

    well i'll be a monkeys uncle (i can't though cause I'm not black) i thought i was the only one that new that secret
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    f*** a sw ssw swell what you want is a west...

    f*** a sw ssw swell
    what you want is a west swell with a summer breeze with a 4 second period between gusts
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    or baby jesuses baby boner

    or baby jesuses baby boner
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    forget the ton of crack. he can just smoke a...

    forget the ton of crack.
    he can just smoke a cock.
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    here's how you can raise the money, go around...

    here's how you can raise the money, go around your neighborhood and knock on all the doors of the senior citizens (make sure theyre dudes) offering 5 dollar 5 knuckle shuffles.

    make sure to charge...
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    here's an idea for ya. Before or after your...

    here's an idea for ya.

    Before or after your session (it doesn't matter which) douse yourself with kerosene and drop a lit zippo down your suit.
  17. jersey over rodanthe? You must be smokin meth...

    jersey over rodanthe?

    You must be smokin meth with all the rest of your spray tan, fist pumpin, hair gel wearin, guido jack asses

    You should be slapped in the face with a pot roast.

    ps, I...
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    Camping in FL

    Thinkin about makin a trip to the sunshine state and was tryin to find some info on some campgrounds on the beach between ormond and ft pierce
    Googled a few but wanted to ask some locals what they...
  19. Thread: Winds

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    yeah, PRO is the the keyword

    yeah, PRO is the the keyword
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    if by terrible you mean colder than a witches...

    if by terrible you mean colder than a witches t*tty, then yes it is always terrible. There's a rideable wave roughly 3 days a week. It's July's colder brother basically. Might not got many solid...
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    the only thing more orange than NJshredmachines...

    the only thing more orange than NJshredmachines fat stubby little cheetos encrusted fingers is the fake spray tan he took from his grandmas medicine cabinet. The only thing that you've seen that's...
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    he'll be the next Locked Up Abroad on national...

    he'll be the next Locked Up Abroad on national geographic. That sucks
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    u know a week out?? impressive, I'd like...

    u know a week out??
    impressive, I'd like tuesdays lottery numbers please
  24. just show me the carfax

    just show me the carfax
  25. I'm assuming you'll want skaters and...

    I'm assuming you'll want skaters and rollerbladers to get along next. How about bloods and crips?
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