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    If that great white was really hungry the movie...

    If that great white was really hungry the movie would be shorter than the trailer.
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    Talk about SI Sinularity... I watched that...

    Talk about SI Sinularity... I watched that video as, "Time to Get Away" by LCD sound System was playing... It looked choreographed!!!
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    Hell yeah, Iím a sponger. Iíll f*ckiní sponge this whole entire ocean up with my big old d*ck...

    You f*ckiní watch what happens when youíre not a local. Locals only, you f*ckiní grommet! Stay off...
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    ^^^ Fockin' Geniuses on the site today! ^^^

    ^^^ Fockin' Geniuses on the site today! ^^^
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    Two weeks ago I was setting up for "a day at the...

    Two weeks ago I was setting up for "a day at the shore" and three ladies set up next to my encampment: 4 grand kids, son, daughter-in-law, daughter and wife...

    They take one of those cheap Wings...
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    Made me smile.:D That's a hard thing to do......

    Made me smile.:D That's a hard thing to do... make me smile... I'm a bad ass...:mad:
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    Smart! ^^^

    Smart! ^^^
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    Why stoppe there? It's called a leash for a...

    Why stoppe there? It's called a leash for a reason! I always wear a third one around my necke!
  9. Thread: 24/7

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    I only watch porn for about 30 seconds...

    I only watch porn for about 30 seconds...
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    A Frost Sighting! These are becoming more rare...

    A Frost Sighting! These are becoming more rare than shark attacks!
    Glad you made an appearance. Although you sometimes get your sh!t thrown metaphorically into the water, everyone misses your...
  11. Thread: Maps?

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    LOL!!! I can't believe this slipped by the...

    LOL!!! I can't believe this slipped by the mods!!! Jake you are one Nasty S.O.B.!!!
  12. Thread: Far-ahrms

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    No... But I have read it before... Now I'm...

    No... But I have read it before... Now I'm seriously afraid to even look for a copy on the internet... I don't think that's paranoia.
  13. I'm envisioning girls with dread locks, hairy...

    I'm envisioning girls with dread locks, hairy legs and hairy armpits in bikinis... I'm getting a chubby...
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    Jesus, Pump! You in the witness protection...

    Jesus, Pump! You in the witness protection program???

    That being said, I have a full arsenal too. 3 shotguns, 3 rifles, a Glock and two compound bows with a quiver of arrows with exploding tips....
  15. SJB's alive. At least I think he is... I know...

    SJB's alive. At least I think he is... I know he's not David Eggars.
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    My son has a potatonator that he surfs on the...

    My son has a potatonator that he surfs on the gulf. he likes it. never tried it...
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    Long pig | Define Long pig at Dictionary.com...

    Long pig | Define Long pig at Dictionary.com
    www.dictionary.com/browse/long-pig
    (among the Maori and Polynesian peoples) human flesh as food for cannibals.

    I hope it was cat...
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    Yeah, that just makes you allergic to limes. I...

    Yeah, that just makes you allergic to limes. I just switched to lemons. I can't believe a tick bite would make you allergic to meat! That ish is crazy. Cat... Might be white meat... a lot of fast...
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    Back at you zero! One more week and then I...

    Back at you zero! One more week and then I practice retiring for 2 months...
    As I was typing that a student with autism gave me a noogie... one more day with kids in the class.
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    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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    Put a clutch in my son's car after he "taught"...

    Put a clutch in my son's car after he "taught" his girlfriend how to drive stick... Replaced a clutch in my 75 VW bus after the needle bearing disintegrated. You are right about motor mounts... I'd...
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    Well... If my buddies are ever chasing fuglies at...

    Well... If my buddies are ever chasing fuglies at a bar, I'll refer to them as fun shapes; sounds better than dogs or porkers...
  23. Thread: Im f8cked

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    this tread at least seemed to bring back the...

    this tread at least seemed to bring back the Russian dating web site bar. That's a good thing...
  24. Thread: Im f8cked

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    Or South Park style; it's your call. lolz

    Or South Park style; it's your call. lolz
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    And they taste like the smell of cat's p!ss...

    And they taste like the smell of cat's p!ss...
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