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    F**k yeah! Murica!

    F**k yeah! Murica!
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    choppe lol. i said choppe. let me rethink this...

    choppe lol. i said choppe.
    let me rethink this one. if i surfed head-high choppe every day for a month and only had like 2-4 second rides to successfully complete one turn on a wave, i would improve...
  3. Thread: So surfed out !!!

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    I didn't surf up north. I stayed closer to home...

    I didn't surf up north. I stayed closer to home in Belmar. If you were patient, there were some lumpy lefts that were fun in the chest high range...some a little bigger than that actually. Like I...
  4. Thread: So surfed out !!!

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    It was nothing too special. But to Brad's point,...

    It was nothing too special. But to Brad's point, it sure felt like Spring, and I am OK with that. I kept my hood on though. Word on the street is that Northern MoCo was a little better yesterday. I...
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    I do this except for the pee pee part. That's...

    I do this except for the pee pee part. That's next level, yo.
  6. Thread: Banishments

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    I did that too, once though. I was polite about...

    I did that too, once though. I was polite about it, i think. Nothing for me either.
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    thanks. that was awfully upstanding of you to...

    thanks. that was awfully upstanding of you to wish us, like, all best wishes and such. a good day to you, sir!
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    A zebra is like a crazy looking donkey on...

    A zebra is like a crazy looking donkey on steroids. They will wile-out and kill a fool that messes with them, donkey kick to da grill. Sharks don't mess with the zebra.
  9. Thread: I'm going surfing

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    looks wobbly up here. got stuff to do in the AM,...

    looks wobbly up here. got stuff to do in the AM, but gonna hit it later. should be fun.
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    ok, don't attack me for this speedbumps. just...

    ok, don't attack me for this speedbumps. just kidding, you're not really speedbumps. i have no clue about bodyboards. you need to own a quiver of them? for surfing, yeah, i get it...i'm gonna take...
  11. Thread: Haters of SI

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    There's data from research that suggests...

    There's data from research that suggests psilocybin can help folks with terminal diseases with death anxiety. It helps them come to grip with their future, basically. There are other trials exploring...
  12. whatever you do/wherever you go, make sure you...

    whatever you do/wherever you go, make sure you roll 5 deep or more, bring a photographer, and blow-up. lol.
  13. Thread: Haters of SI

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    that's genius. patent that sh*t.

    that's genius. patent that sh*t.
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    you sum*****, you made me look up the definition...

    you sum*****, you made me look up the definition of sagacity.
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    Backpaddling, surfing a contest every time you're...

    Backpaddling, surfing a contest every time you're in the water, and treating surfing like basketball sounds like a bad idea. There's more to it than that. Pecking orders are to be respected. Sharing...
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    I heard the same about tinder. Although, I can't...

    I heard the same about tinder. Although, I can't partake in such things. Married here, and I ain't posting pics of my old lady. That's crazy talk.
  17. I used to catch garter snakes, box turtles,...

    I used to catch garter snakes, box turtles, newts, bullfrogs, and toads growing-up in NJ. I never had the balls to catch a snapping turtle, though. Whenever I travel, in and out of the US, I...
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    I'm here to pass along useless knowledge to you...

    I'm here to pass along useless knowledge to you all, and to take a mental break from the drudgery of work. I'm glad to be of service. To those folks who recently had not so kind words for me, that's...
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    i dunno about that. i think predicting waves from...

    i dunno about that. i think predicting waves from a big old frontal system are easier to predict than tropical swells. marine models now give you predicted sea heights and swell intervals. combine a...
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    true. that's Pacific forecasting. those cats out...

    true. that's Pacific forecasting. those cats out West can manage their lives more effectively. you have to live by the seat of your pantalones around these parts to get in the water every good swell....
  21. Thread: The Coke Tread

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    I do have some nice looking kids. Since you are...

    I do have some nice looking kids. Since you are pretty knowledgeable about things underworld-related, what do you think I can get for a pair of healthy white chillrenz on the black market? I figure...
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    yeah, those folks did well because they are very...

    yeah, those folks did well because they are very talented and/or geniuses, and knew the right people. and they were filthy rich too (GWB, rich boy). that helps. drugs or no drugs, they would have had...
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    It was fun yesterday. My choice of board was not...

    It was fun yesterday. My choice of board was not optimal though. It was a little bigger and punchier than I though it would be, so I guess you could say I was under-rockered. Still managed a few...
  24. Thread: The Coke Tread

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    Nothing some selected serotonin re-uptake...

    Nothing some selected serotonin re-uptake inhibitors (SSRIs) can't help. Can't cope with reality? Wife, girlfriend, parents, etc don't want to hear about how miserable you are no more? Go tell your...
  25. Thread: The Coke Tread

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    Haha. Yes! I will need some teef eventually. And...

    Haha. Yes! I will need some teef eventually. And thanks about offering up your sister. Send some pics. Well, don't do it if she's a fat mess. I want do show her how gramps serves it up. Look man, I...
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