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  1. #1
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    Important Info!!

    Just to let ya know: Chuck Norris doesn't fart, because he doesn't like a$$holes talking $hit behind his back!

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    A sponger came up to chuck Norris and asked him why he surfs, and does not use a boogyboard. Chuck simply replied " its the same reason why I don't use tampons"

    Then chuck stabbed him to death with a warm stick of butter , and used his remains to shape a new surfboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by staystoked View Post
    A sponger came up to chuck Norris and asked him why he surfs, and does not use a boogyboard. Chuck simply replied " its the same reason why I use tampons"
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    Fixed it.